h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'll be a man before your mother yet ( I doubt it )

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Keep it simple stupid and not lost by to call kids next door

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Welcome to the game, PP.

Sorry, that's not the solution at all. Did you read the rules? We only omit the vowels, see: F1716566?thread=603841
What you did, is writing a word for each letter.

Since I really can't remember what my lipogram was meant to be, it's ok you posted another - but will it make sense with our rules?

Please decide whether I stick to the rules.

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A friend in need is a friend indeed.

That's perfect. I was only wondering because of your reply to the last lipogram.
Set another one, then?

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love and understanding are seldom found together?

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I'm going to post another, as the last one is UK-centric (think TV catchphrases...)

A new one:

plrbsnm

The other one would have had to be You can't beat a bit of bully.

No clue about this one, though.

plrbsnm

Hi Bel

That's the right answer, of course. It comes from the quiz show "Bullseye", a cross between general knowledge and darts (use your imagination).

I only changed it because I thought it was too difficult for a German to solve!

plrbsnm

Hi Icy, it wasn't all that difficult after you said it was a tv catchphrase.

clue: This phrase appears on approximately 20-30 billion items produced each year.

Just reposting the lipogram. Still clueless.


plrbsnm

It looks like: pile robes on me, but it doesn't make sense.

No, and it's not "Paul Robeson I am", either

We don't do proper names here, do we?

Why? What did you have in mind? I didn't think there was a restriction on proper names (not that you'll find any in this one).

My mind is blank.

plrbsnm

dies it end as: 'is a name' or 'as a name'?

I'm afraid not.

plrbsnm

Oh, I forgot again, something like
e pluribus unum - now all you'll have to do is to tell us what it is in English.

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