Philips Electronics
Created | Updated Jan 5, 2004
Note: this is not a post against people called Philip.
Philips is a Dutch Electronics company and they have thought it oddly a good marketing ploy to curse their products.
I will list every single Philips product i have owned over the span of my life and why i do not like them.
Double oven: It worked brilliantly for a month then got bored and went on strike.
Tv set: One day decided it only needed 3 channels (therefore very hard to watch channel 4) then after they "fixed" that, keeps on going in and out of the menu without me wanting it to.
Digital television box: Kept changing channel by itself. Oddly likes the history channel.
Washing machine: Had an idendity crisis and decided it was a police man and gave me 7 parking tickets!
Tumble dryer: (a better oven)Caught fire and also stole several cars.
Electric razor: became depressed after watching too many "Friday the 13th movies"
So now it is quit obvious i stopped buying philips and on your arrival to earth you will notice the headphones on the plane are Philips, unless you want to turn rather oddly into a giraffe, bring your own.
Philips is a Dutch Electronics company and they have thought it oddly a good marketing ploy to curse their products.
I will list every single Philips product i have owned over the span of my life and why i do not like them.
Double oven: It worked brilliantly for a month then got bored and went on strike.
Tv set: One day decided it only needed 3 channels (therefore very hard to watch channel 4) then after they "fixed" that, keeps on going in and out of the menu without me wanting it to.
Digital television box: Kept changing channel by itself. Oddly likes the history channel.
Washing machine: Had an idendity crisis and decided it was a police man and gave me 7 parking tickets!
Tumble dryer: (a better oven)Caught fire and also stole several cars.
Electric razor: became depressed after watching too many "Friday the 13th movies"
So now it is quit obvious i stopped buying philips and on your arrival to earth you will notice the headphones on the plane are Philips, unless you want to turn rather oddly into a giraffe, bring your own.
