100 Buffy Quotes....The List
Created | Updated Jan 11, 2004
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* "I am you know" -Tara
* "Could this get any uglier. I used to be a highly respected Watcher. Now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical power of a doily" -Giles
* "If the Apocolypse comes. Beep me" -Buffy
* "Don't warn the tadpoles" -Willow
* "One of these days you'll wake up in a coma" -Cordelia
* "Get out of my face" -Buffy
* "Now that I know there's something to know I can't not know just 'cause I'm afraid someone will know I know, you know" -Willow
* "I do doodle. You too. You do doodle too" -Willow
* "Do you mind, I'm talking to my demon" -Xander
* "You're supposed to be bait. Go act baity!" -Xander
Goto PAGE TWO:
* "Bored Now!" -Vampire Willow
* Tara's speech in 'Entropy'
* Anya's realisation of death speech
* Anya's wedding vows
* Buffy's "Everyone who might be a Slayer..." speech
* "The world is doomed" -Giles
* "The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street" -Buffy
* "Oz, don't you love me" -Willow
* "You slept with Giles? Twice? On the hood of a police car??" -Buffy
* Buffy's voice over as she's jumping off the crane in 'The Gift'
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* "Once you fall for Willow, you stay fallen!" -Buffy
* "Oh My Goddess!" -Willow
* "I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex" -Xander
* "Yeah, Go! I'm all kinds of good" -Willow
* "I didn't know he was dead" -Dawn
* "No. I'm a rebel. You're an idiot!" -Spike
* "Promise me you'll eat something green tonight? Leafy green, not gummy green!" -Tara
* "How hard you gonna hit when you're blowing in the wind?" -Buffy
* "I'm the one getting 'Single White Female'd' here!" -Buffy
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"Bunnies... bunnies, it must be bunnies!"Goto PAGE FOUR:
* "Guess I'm done with the book learning!" -Xander
* "Out... For... A.... Walk...... Bitch" -Spike
* "Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander
* "This is exciting. Not in the 'My girlfriend has a pierced tongue way....." -Willow
* "Can you vague that up for me?" -Buffy
* "You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one" -Willow
* The Buffy/Amy exchange in 'Smashed'
* The 'Crayon-breaky' exchange from 'Grave'
* "Oh Buffy. You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked!" -Dark Willow
* "You should know, you eat this late you're gonna get heartburn" -Buffy
Goto PAGE FIVE:
* "Shoot me, Stuff me, Mount me" -Xander
* Tara defending Willow in 'Older and Far Away'
* "If you're not too busy having sex with my mother" -Buffy
* "I'm not the one who wanted 'Wind Beneath My Wings' as the first dance." -Spike
* "Spike lips...." -Buffy
* "Do I have to use the cookie dough analogy" -Angel
* "What kind of lesbians are you? If you love men so much, go love men!" -Anya
* "I'm a breast girl myself" -Willow
* "Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea" -Spike
* "Try it Red and you lose and arm" -Faith
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* "Get off Super-Bitch" -Willow
* "We need to find the rest of the swim team and lock them up before the get in touch with their inner halibut" -Buffy
* "For a hundred years I offered an ugly death to everyone I met. And I did it with a song in my heart" -Angel
* "Angel's our friend. Except I don't like him" -Xander
* "I laugh in the face of danger. The I hide until it goes away" -Xander
* "Uh, oxygen becoming an issue" -Willow
* "It's Cordelia. You know, the 'We Hate Cordelia Club' of which you are the treasurer" -Willow
* "Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath. An airborne toxic event" -Principal Snyder
* "I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho" -Willow
* "You thought, 'If a fashion magazine told her, she'd wear cats on her feet'" -Buffy
Goto PAGE SEVEN:
* "The Bay City Rollers, now that's music" -Giles
* "Look everyone, Giles has a tv. He's shallow like us" -Xander
* "Morbid much?" -Cordelia
* "Screw that!" -Faith
* "I was on the phone all night listening to Willow cry about you. I don't know what happened but I was left with the strong urge to hit you!" -Oz
* "You're MY Slayer. Go knock his teeth down his throat" -Giles
* "The great thing about being a Slayer. Kicking ass is comfort food" -Buffy
* "God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slaying makes you hungry and horny!?" -Faith
* "Willow, we have to go. It's the Bat-signal" -Buffy
* "I can just tell something's wrong. My spider sense is tingling!" -Buffy
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* "Been there, done that. Not unlike smothering a forest fire with Napalm, as I recall" -Xander
* "Can I play with the puppy now?" -Vampire Willow
* "Hands. Hands!" -Willow
* "Does that mean we'll have to snuggle?" -Willow
* "Thats the kind of woolly-headed liberal thinking that leads to getting eaten!" -Principal Snyder
* "Yes, I'm a man. I eateth of the beef. I watch of the sports and I look at the boobies!" -Xander
* "Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic" -Buffy
* "Love makes you do the wacky!" -Willow
* "We saved the world. We saved the world, I say we party. I mean I got all pretty" -Buffy
* "I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of badness" -Buffy
Goto PAGE NINE:
* "Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell, then I go and do a spell by myself" -Xander
* "Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?" -Giles
* "It's horrible. Thats's me as a vampire. I'm so evil and skanky... And I think I'm kinda gay" -Willow
* "What else would I want to pump you for? I really just said that?!" -Buffy
* "I'm shot. Wow.... It's odd. Painful" -Oz
* "Unbelievable! Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead! Americans!!" -Giles
* "It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big" -Spike
* "It's a sham. It's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham" -Buffy
* "I wear the cheese. It does not wear me!" -The Cheese Man
* "You know what I miss? Leeches" -Drusilla
Goto PAGE TEN:
* "Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh huh.... and how long has that been going on? uh huh... No reason. Love to Uncle Ken" -Oz
* "The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes.... You know that you have the sweetest smile I've ever seen.... So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like is the hippo going; 'Hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity' and you kow the monkey's just 'I mock you with my monkey pants'. And then there's a big coup at zoo" -Oz
* "I eat danger for breakfast" -Willow
* "The 'who whatting how with huh?' -Buffy
* Buffy's speech to the Watchers council in 'Checkpoint'
* "Dawn's in trouble. It must be tuesday" -Buffy
* "Our families are in there... our mothers and tiny, tiny babies" -Giles
* "Harmony's a vampire? She's must be dying without a reflection" -Buffy
* "You don't train with me anymore. He's going to kick your arse" - Giles
* "Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No-one asks for their life to change, not really, but it does. So what are we... helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that, its what you do afterwards that counts. Thats when you find out who you are. You'll see" -Whistler
