Lint and rulers and anal rape
Created | Updated Jan 1, 2004
Two fine people sitting in a restaurant flicking their eyes over everything with an intent only to measure. These are human rulers. They don't rule us with crowns, OH NO! They rule us with an iron inch. Yeah, we're all worth something... and they know exactly what it is in EVERY circumstance... which is why they always get to eat at Denny's free. And why they always get paid large sums to recieve DAVE MATTHEWS albums (post Luther College and at that, only live ones). However, I've recently found out that I could trade the lint in my pocket for more skid row grade crack in the town of Underblap, Missouri, than I could for my anal virginity. This makes me pretty secure with the fact that if I get a job doing laundry in a prison, I won't get raped (by anyone who likes lint and I KNOW, and you know, that lint is just wonderful).
