h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is that better?

For whom ...


You're frightening me now.

Not half as much as I'm frightening meself

You should be careful of that ... who knows what you'll be doing to yourself next.

What a thought!!!

Well you had it.


I can't be responsible for your thoughts .... I get blamed for enough things around here that I'm not responsible for.

You started the thought off!

I so did not .... it was Intern if it was anybody.

Have you been feeding him ??


Intern only has ideas when he's been eating

Probably got a selection box for Christmas ..... that Christmas thing has a lot to answer for.

That means he'll be jabbering all through January, now!

Well, you never know .... there maybe some bright ideas just waiting to bounce out there.

There is that, I suppose


Would you like a biscuit?


*unlocks the tin and looks around carefully for Emmily*

MMmmm yes please, I'll have a .... a ......


wagon wheel please - only make it a big old-fashioned one.

*shakes the tin*


There's a couple at the bottom

Two wheels on my wagon, and I'm still rolling along ....

I wanted that song on the answerphone, when I w*rked at the haulage company..

.. The boss wasn't amused

That's the trouble with bosses - they never get the joke.

Yeah

Do you think whoever started this thread way back in the beginning will see the joke when they come back online.


I sure hope so ..... or you'll be in trouble for topic drift.