Dirty Piscitelli
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
(Pronunciation: Piss-Ke-Telly)
Any alcoholic drink that is made by the late-comers at wild parties. Made from the drips, drops, and dregs of whatever liquids still remain after the preceeding crowd has descended on the alcohol supply. It has a minimum of three ingredients, with at least one of those being alcoholic.
Originally, this was a drink made from Cinnamon Schnaaps, Jack Daniels, and 7-Up, seeing as these were the ingredients of the first Dirty Piscitelli. The first person to try the drink responded with the phrase, "That's dirty, Piscitelli!" Piscitelli, the drink mixer, found that to be a suitable name after trying the drink himself.
VERY IMPORTANT! The drink mixer should NOT be the first drink tester! It MUST be tried by another, preferably someone who has already put away a few drinks themselves. They will most likely give you a more honest opinion of your concoction, unless they are so far gone as to have trouble remembering their own name. If this is the case, multiple tasters is your answer. There will be many willing volunteers if it truly is a wild party.
RECOMMENDED USAGE: If you are keen on telling jokes or stories, or performing magic tricks to drunk persons at wild parties, this is the perfect drink. Due to the mixture of many different alcohols, it should be sipped. It will loosen you up and repress a bit of stage fright. If you get that sort of thing when telling stories and performing magic tricks.
RECOMMENDED DOSAGE: One per party; drink slowly. Unless you are the type who can really hold your liquor.
Any alcoholic drink that is made by the late-comers at wild parties. Made from the drips, drops, and dregs of whatever liquids still remain after the preceeding crowd has descended on the alcohol supply. It has a minimum of three ingredients, with at least one of those being alcoholic.
Originally, this was a drink made from Cinnamon Schnaaps, Jack Daniels, and 7-Up, seeing as these were the ingredients of the first Dirty Piscitelli. The first person to try the drink responded with the phrase, "That's dirty, Piscitelli!" Piscitelli, the drink mixer, found that to be a suitable name after trying the drink himself.
VERY IMPORTANT! The drink mixer should NOT be the first drink tester! It MUST be tried by another, preferably someone who has already put away a few drinks themselves. They will most likely give you a more honest opinion of your concoction, unless they are so far gone as to have trouble remembering their own name. If this is the case, multiple tasters is your answer. There will be many willing volunteers if it truly is a wild party.
RECOMMENDED USAGE: If you are keen on telling jokes or stories, or performing magic tricks to drunk persons at wild parties, this is the perfect drink. Due to the mixture of many different alcohols, it should be sipped. It will loosen you up and repress a bit of stage fright. If you get that sort of thing when telling stories and performing magic tricks.
RECOMMENDED DOSAGE: One per party; drink slowly. Unless you are the type who can really hold your liquor.
