Hey, look, Marv! I'm updating my page! Watch out, the sky may soon fall.

Pull up a pint, mate, and stay a while. Plenty of time to talk.

So, for all my loyal fans who have been forced to survive without an update in a very long time, I am - indeed - still alive and kicking. I have found employment - if not terribly happy employment - and have a burgeoning life as well. Not too bad, all things considered. Peachy keen, one might even be tempted to say, were one the type to say such things.

So, how have all of you been? I have missed you, you know, ever so much. Hopefully I shall be returned to you for quite some time now - not here and gone again in a flash.