And Now the Musical Stylings of.....
Created | Updated Nov 23, 2003
Int. A strange bicolored lobby
Lord Mike: (groggily waking up) Marian, these handcuffs are chaff....ing? (opens his eyes) This isn't my bedroom.
Lady Marian: No it isn't.
Lord Mike: Is it your's?
Lady Marian: NO!
Voice: Of course not my, cluckies.
Lord Mike: Who the...
A thin and spindly man wearing red and green vest, shirt, pants, cape and hat walks out of the shadows
Voice: Let me introduce myself.
Lord Mike: Why don't you let me finish my lines first!?
Voice: Oh sorry, did I....
Lord Mike: Yes!
Voice: Oh I see. Well, please, do continue.
Lord Mike: No, now the moment's ruined.
Voice: Alright. Ahem, now let me introduce myself... I am The Pied Piper of Upper Low Hampton.
Lady Marian screams....
Lord Mike looks quizzically at the Pied Piper in an enigmatic fashion.
Lord Mike: How did we get here?
The Pied Piper pulls out a flute from his cape.
Pied Piper: Let's say, I persuaded you....
Lady Marian: Wait a second, if you're shackled and I'm shackled, who's going to save us?
Lord Mike: Well, I suppose Lance and Steven.
Lord Mike blinks
Lord Mike: Did I..?
Lady Marian: Yes.
Lord Mike: We're dead.
The Pied Piper who seemed to have gone for a coffee break because he has a cup of coffee in his hand that wasn't there before, walks down the stairs to the chairs.
Pied Piper: I doubt Lance and Steven will help you..
Lord Mike: I know they won't; they're always underfoot.
Pied Piper: That's not what I meant! Oh and narrator, read the script this is a cup of acid not coffee!
(coffee, acid whatever)
the Pied Piper tutes his flute and Steven and Lance walk out zombified.
Lady Marian: Hi Lance, Steven...
The Pied Piper laughs maniacally.
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Lord Mike: (groggily waking up) Marian, these handcuffs are chaff....ing? (opens his eyes) This isn't my bedroom.
Lady Marian: No it isn't.
Lord Mike: Is it your's?
Lady Marian: NO!
Voice: Of course not my, cluckies.
Lord Mike: Who the...
A thin and spindly man wearing red and green vest, shirt, pants, cape and hat walks out of the shadows
Voice: Let me introduce myself.
Lord Mike: Why don't you let me finish my lines first!?
Voice: Oh sorry, did I....
Lord Mike: Yes!
Voice: Oh I see. Well, please, do continue.
Lord Mike: No, now the moment's ruined.
Voice: Alright. Ahem, now let me introduce myself... I am The Pied Piper of Upper Low Hampton.
Lady Marian screams....
Lord Mike looks quizzically at the Pied Piper in an enigmatic fashion.
Lord Mike: How did we get here?
The Pied Piper pulls out a flute from his cape.
Pied Piper: Let's say, I persuaded you....
Lady Marian: Wait a second, if you're shackled and I'm shackled, who's going to save us?
Lord Mike: Well, I suppose Lance and Steven.
Lord Mike blinks
Lord Mike: Did I..?
Lady Marian: Yes.
Lord Mike: We're dead.
The Pied Piper who seemed to have gone for a coffee break because he has a cup of coffee in his hand that wasn't there before, walks down the stairs to the chairs.
Pied Piper: I doubt Lance and Steven will help you..
Lord Mike: I know they won't; they're always underfoot.
Pied Piper: That's not what I meant! Oh and narrator, read the script this is a cup of acid not coffee!
(coffee, acid whatever)
the Pied Piper tutes his flute and Steven and Lance walk out zombified.
Lady Marian: Hi Lance, Steven...
The Pied Piper laughs maniacally.
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