Am I lost in Cyberspace? and not only lost, but alone too... Where's Fish? He was here a minute ago.. :cyber shout: FISH! Where are you? Get me out of here! Someone help me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Whew, that's better! So, to give information to anyone willing to help get me out of here, up until a few moments ago I lived on a small backwater planet. The only people who lived there were me, Fish and the Merpussy, but we never see him anymore. Me and Fish lived in a little hut in a desert, near a mountain.

There was a famine so we decided to move to find food. We tried to teleport ourselves through cyberspace, but we must have got separated and I ended up here... Fish, where are you? and where am I?

Action Taken in the Search for the Missing Fish

In an attempt to find Fish I am branching out to all areas of the galaxy. I have been assimilated into the Collective (or 'made a Borg', for all none-trekkies (I've been told you exist)), and am now also known as 69 of 42. Become a borg at The Hive! Be careful of the Borg Queen though, she can be a bit vicious when she hasn't regenerated. Worried that the Borg isn't for you? Well dig that kinky rubber! Also, no more identity crisis or personality problems-you won't have one!

I am now also the Goddess of the (fish) Hunt. Thankyou Apollo!

In addition to this I am a member of the crew of the Pirate ship the Blood of the Zaphodistas

Leads Discovered in the Search for the Missing Fish

I found some fish here on H2G2, but none of them are the right one.
Fish on H2G2

You Can Help Too!

If you have any information, or if you think you have any information, regarding the whereabouts of Fish, leave a message! It'll do you good to get your information, confession etc. out in the open. Here at Search for Fish we have an 'Open Information' policy. Remember, as a great man once said, "Share and Enjoy!"

Some researchers have already contributed. You can read their evidence below. Researchers who contribute to this missing person's hunt will be given the coveted title of Aquatic Detective. To become an Aquatic Detective, all you have to do is leave a message! (You don't have to add Aquatic detective to your nickname, I haven't and I'm me (obviously). You do whatever you want.)