h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The tearoom is only a name, it is in fact a common room.

How common.
*sniffs disdainfully*

There is no room less common, I can assure you.

Then why isn't it called a common room

I only want things to do what they say on the tin

What does "Pepsi" have to do with cola? What does "Spirit" have to do with Mars rovers?

The room is actually a common room that is called "The MotMV Tearoom".

but pepsi's not as nice as cola!

and i went into that tearoom, foolishly thinking that i was going to be served by a polite waiter, serving TEA!

There was the sheep!

And besides, Bewleys is a coffee house, but they serve all kinds of food and drink.

but you don't even have human toilets!

We got them installed over Christmas.

You could have told me! i've been bustin for it all this time!

Well, we have them now. Brand new and state-of-the-art.

too late...

I hope that means something different from what I think it means.

i'd stay out of your tearoom until the smell fades....

Not to worry, the room comes with the most advanced air-conditioning available.

but the plasma screen and sky+ were put in the tearoom......
*goes back to tea room*

Yes, Jack spent an awful lot of money on the tearoom recently. You don't want to have that money wasted now do you?

but they're gonna kick you out!

Then I attack them with my larger and more organised army and take complete control.

yeah, biut i have my own cinema in here! Surround sound!