h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hate to run off in the midst of such excitement but i must be going.
I'll see you all! Oh and nice meeting you StPletch!

*finishes last drop of tea.*
*jingle/jangle*

*The front door opens, and Afgncaap5 enters, followed closely by Ampton, who seems to be weighed down with strange looking pieces of equipment. Affy looks at the hole*

Well, this is going to be a hard one to fix up. Ampton, repair maneuver-B12.

*A metal plate unfolds on Ampton's back, which Affy stands on. Ampton's legs extend, allowing Affy to get a better view of the damage*

My, my, my, my, my. This is fixable, but it might take a few posts. Don't mind me, just continue the small talk and coffee drinking as if I wasn't here.

*Pulls out an aerosol canister, which contains concentrated and controlled, non-sentient web jello*

*walks back in, sulks in a corner*

*walks back in, sulks in a corner*

*stares at glitch, skulks some more*

Hey, thanks for the paper ohsolongago. Glad the ceiling is being fixed. Whew!!!

*Finishes the web jello application, and starts fixing the wires*

*the outline in the corner wavers and starts to solidify. Mr John Smith settles back into his beard, sips his coffee and eats his doughnut. notices the hole is being repaired and a sulking person sitting on the opposite side of the cafe. Some people have left, others are still here*
hello StPletch, sorry for not greeting you earlier.
Hello newer people.

*Finishes the wiring repairs, and pulls out a can of Insta-Plast. In just a few moments, the job is done, Ampton has cleaned up all of the equipment and left, and Affy has ordered his Usual from the IIEM*

*jingle/jangle*
wanders back in.
hot tea for me please IIEM.
*takes a seat on the couch*
umm i had noticed the whole earlier but was in such a good mood it hadent phased me. But now im wondering, how did it get there?

A new researcher called ZOE who has just been sainted, decided it might be fun to arrive in the cafe via an impromptue 'hole' in the roof. Lil was not best pleased, but we can only put it down to overexuberance, hopefully they will come back and can discuss the continuity aspect with us all

oh dear
well the beautiful casablanca fans look spared so i suppose thats good. has ZOE since made an appearance? (ummm via the door)

Continuity can be tough but its for the best. yesterday (or maybe the day before) i suddenly found myself here due to the fact that ox saw me here. Complicated. I had to excuse myself a second time but no harm done, ox appologised for bringing me out of my way as well.

Well, this is getting to be an irritating habit. I missed Irv earlier today, and now I've missed watching Affy execute another sterling fix. *sighs* The newbies, bless them, they got to remember that fixes mean bills. Now we owe CLI three times for construction and fixes just since I've been caretaking!

Where's Ook?
*from back porch*:Ook!

Online again, are we? What's the smog alert in Malaysia today?

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