Learning to speak like a cow is fun and easy, not to mention useful

Step One:

The language of cow is called 'The Way of The Cow'

To say 'The Way of The Cow' start by just simply saying 'MOO'

Next, shorten that 'MOO' so that it is quick and sharp with the stress¹ on the second 'o'

To say 'I Speak The Way of The Cow' you would say 'Moo MOO²'

Step Two

Here Comes The Useful part of The Way of The Cow

To Say any of the following words use the word 'Moo':

Step Four:

To Say 'Grand Duke of The Cows' you would say

Step Five:

How To Say The Only Word in the entire The Way of The Cow Dictionary of Proper Dictions Of Propernacity:

The word that in the language of all things that speak English that is used to represent the nuber that comes after two is:

Hey Even Saints and Self-proclaimed Grand Dukes Slip Up Sometimes

MOSTEST USEFUL PART HERE:

By Speaking 'The Way Of The Cow' you can carry on TWO CONVERSATIONS AT ONE TIME, Thats right you herd me Two.

How? you ask. Well, Read This Sample Conversation:

SuperMoo the Cow that is SUPER(Grand Duke of The Cows): 'Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo'{Translation: Hello how Are You/Herd as:Hello Will You Bow Down Before Me}

Very Honored Cow: 'Moo Moo Moo Moo, mOoOoOoOoO-O-O-O-OOOOO'{Translation: Never! [WARNING:Please send all childs under the bovincial age of 32.3525485 bovincial years out of the room,NOTE: a bovincial year is about 10 minutes because we are impatient], You are a 3, a big 3, you 3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3/Herd as: Fine How Are You Great Beloved Magestic...Many more flattering words of flaternacity...Grand Duke of The Cows, I feel like a 3,3,3,3,3,3 in comprison to you}

Not to Mention That there is no such thing as a gramatical error