h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*lookes around at empty room*

Well.... Thats no fun!

fine then
*click*

no you can't go again...
take the gun and find other people to shoot...

Okay

erm, i have a problem.

There's still no one to shoot.

Should i shoot you?

well then i give you permission to invade someone else and shoot them till someone gets hit with paint

okay
*leaves*













*comes back, followed by angry mob*


Little help.

well you could shoot the angry mob

Okay
*click*
*click*
*splat*













erm,

paint splattered angry mob is comming to get me now

and this angry mob
what are they like exactly
*gets out a notepad*

There's a lot of them, they're carrying pitch forks and torches. They seem to be dressed like puritans (or whatever they're called)


HELP!!!

today's anger therapy meeting is now open
*gets angry crowd to sit down by offering them tea and biscuits*


hmm perhaps i should request an assistant

phew. That's better.

So where are the biscuits?

I think they've eaten all the chocolate ones
but there are some digestives on the table

humph,

fine then

i'll get my own

*Goes to shops*

*orders shopping on the internet*

Ah paradoxies

*comes back from shops*

aparently there's no chocolate biscuits left.

Someone ordered them all online before i got there.

*gives dr anthea accusing look*

I'll share some with you...