h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why can't things be simpler? *asked the dragon who is part of an evil army unofficialy still inllegaly occupying the war strategy room sorta*

*walks in and inspects the floor boards*

*staggers in with Rob the Carpet*


Right darl... I mean Cal.. what are we to do now

Hmm... They could tidy up a bit... This is meant to be a War room...

*hands you a claw hammer*


use the claw bit to pull up the nails so we can take the floorbaords up

*sits on Rob the Carpet and watches*

Should we take the nails too? The furniture isnt very stable up on the celing at the moment...

*watches Deathwatch Beetles scurry across the floor*

yes good Idea we'll take the nails to


*pokes lil* come on woman work!!!!


*starts to take up the floorboards*

But... *looks at Cal's face of authority*


Yes darl... Cal.. </>

Balances on the room's foundations and gathers the nails as they are discarded from the floorboards...

*quickly starts to heave up floorboards putting them together in a pile*


*finds a large Jar and starts filling it with nails*

*holds the jar of nails*

*has now pulled up half the floor*


how many more do you reackon we'll need?

*Puts his nails in a novelty Terranic Army 2 pint pitcher...

*shrugs*

Jack's office is pretty big. I think we'll need most of the room...

ok we may as well pull the whole lot up then


*carries on acrros the room*

lil you'll have to stand on the beams

*looks at all the holes in the beams*


But...


.... Yes Cal </>


*carefully steps onto a beam*

*Realises the pile of boards is currently on top of the remaining floorboards, and proceed so move them so wecan get the last boards up.