Purple Nasty
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
The Most Popular drink at Loughborough University (Pronounced Lufbra)
Proving proof, if proof were needed that students will drink anything so long as it cheap and comes in pint glasses.
To fully enjoy the pleasure of a pint of nasty you can follow one easy method:
1) Go to a bar on campus
2) Say to barperson "a pint of nasty my good man/woman"
3) Wait till pint is poured
4) Hand over exactly one hundred and fifty pennies
5) Pick up pint (some delicate hand/eye coudination is required here)
6) Feel increadably happy with your acheivment in getting this far
7) Drink making sure you spill some on your expencive white t-shirt
8) Repeat until bar closes or money runs out
If you drink enough nasties you might find the beverage dosen't want to stay in your stomach and will try to escape via your oesophagas followed by your mouth. You will find the resulting vomit puddle to be Purple and it may well be the most amusing/amazing thing you've ever seen.
You may also buy a pint for any other people in the bar who you would like to get to know better. It is advisable not to demonstrate the vomit trick to them or if you feel you have to, make sure your not facing them at the time
Proving proof, if proof were needed that students will drink anything so long as it cheap and comes in pint glasses.
To fully enjoy the pleasure of a pint of nasty you can follow one easy method:
1) Go to a bar on campus
2) Say to barperson "a pint of nasty my good man/woman"
3) Wait till pint is poured
4) Hand over exactly one hundred and fifty pennies
5) Pick up pint (some delicate hand/eye coudination is required here)
6) Feel increadably happy with your acheivment in getting this far
7) Drink making sure you spill some on your expencive white t-shirt
8) Repeat until bar closes or money runs out
If you drink enough nasties you might find the beverage dosen't want to stay in your stomach and will try to escape via your oesophagas followed by your mouth. You will find the resulting vomit puddle to be Purple and it may well be the most amusing/amazing thing you've ever seen.
You may also buy a pint for any other people in the bar who you would like to get to know better. It is advisable not to demonstrate the vomit trick to them or if you feel you have to, make sure your not facing them at the time
