This guide entry is much like any other.... Except for the strange fact that it says something very different to all the others. It is equally improbable that it doesn't even share a topic or catagory with any of the other guide entries within H2G2. It is a very strange thing indeed that anyone would even come here and read all of this..... Because this guide entry is basically all about nothing - except for the stated fact that it is still an entry in the guide!

When you read a guide entry like this it obviously means that you are not looking for anything in particular! You must be just fluttering about like a butterfly, not paying any attention to the world around you.... Hey look out for that bus!

What bus I hear you say?

There really is no bus, I was just trying to get your attention, make you aware of your surroundings!

Please believe me there really is no bus! Forget the bus....