Syktyvkar and the Komi Republic.
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Syktyvkar (population about 250,000) is my least favourite town in Russia. It has no night-life, nothing in the shops, crappy restaurants, a high level of criminality and its hotels are full of cockroaches. There is a marginally picturesque quarter of the town with old wooden buildings, named ‘Paris’ because it was there that captured French soldiers were deported in the Napoleonic Wars. The immigration police are b*****ds – if you have the misfortune to go there, make sure your visa is 100% correct.
The only good thing I found there was the sauna attached to the dacha of my friend Boris, about 30 km out of town. If you happen to meet Boris and get an invite to the sauna, don’t forget to bring a bottle or two of vodka, try the birch twigs and roll in the snow. And hope that the driver hasn’t got too drunk to take you back to your crummy hotel, so you can get the plane out to St. Petersburg in the morning.