Hangover heaven
Created | Updated Jan 31, 2007
Tick...
Tock...
Tick...
Tock...
..........
..........
....BRRRIIIINNNNNNNG!!!!!!!
*click*
"Oh my god..."
"..."
"Time to wake up, hon."
"..."
"Hey, babe?"
"..."
"Babe, there's a crocodile gnawing your face off."
"..."
<sound of shaking, followed by disgruntled moan>
"Mornin' hon."
"(don't know how to transcribe this bit, but it sounds a bit like) roujoslincedsk"
"I said, morning."
"Morn'nnn...."
"Hey, don't go back to sleep, we've got to get up. We promised Ben we'd meet him at the pub for lunch."
"T'll him I died in m' sle'p."
"C'mon, we haven't seen him in ages."
"<another unintelligible grumble>"
"Huh?"
"I s'd, '<another unintelligible grumble>"
"Oh, ok."
"...'ou go. J'st give me a co'pl' of hours and 'll see yo' ther'."
"How about no? He's YOUR mate, you go to meet him! If you hadn't gone out last night, you'd have been rearing to go this morning! You've been saying all week how much you were looking forward to him coming down for Sunday lunch at the local, now you're too hungover to be bothered! He's a good bloke, but he's here to see you, not me!"
"..."
"Oh, for crying out..."
<more shaking sounds>
"Whass'tt?"
"Come on, get up."
"...wwsed.."
"<whispered> If you manage to get up now, we'll have time for a quick one before meeting up with Ben."
"OK!"
...........
[2 HOURS LATER]
"Hey, Ben!"
"Hiya! How've you been!"
"Not bad. <whispered> I tried that thing you told me this morning."
"What thing?"
"You know, pretending to be hungover, then they bribe you with sex? You were right, it worked like a charm!"
Tock...
Tick...
Tock...
..........
..........
....BRRRIIIINNNNNNNG!!!!!!!
*click*
"Oh my god..."
"..."
"Time to wake up, hon."
"..."
"Hey, babe?"
"..."
"Babe, there's a crocodile gnawing your face off."
"..."
<sound of shaking, followed by disgruntled moan>
"Mornin' hon."
"(don't know how to transcribe this bit, but it sounds a bit like) roujoslincedsk"
"I said, morning."
"Morn'nnn...."
"Hey, don't go back to sleep, we've got to get up. We promised Ben we'd meet him at the pub for lunch."
"T'll him I died in m' sle'p."
"C'mon, we haven't seen him in ages."
"<another unintelligible grumble>"
"Huh?"
"I s'd, '<another unintelligible grumble>"
"Oh, ok."
"...'ou go. J'st give me a co'pl' of hours and 'll see yo' ther'."
"How about no? He's YOUR mate, you go to meet him! If you hadn't gone out last night, you'd have been rearing to go this morning! You've been saying all week how much you were looking forward to him coming down for Sunday lunch at the local, now you're too hungover to be bothered! He's a good bloke, but he's here to see you, not me!"
"..."
"Oh, for crying out..."
<more shaking sounds>
"Whass'tt?"
"Come on, get up."
"...wwsed.."
"<whispered> If you manage to get up now, we'll have time for a quick one before meeting up with Ben."
"OK!"
...........
[2 HOURS LATER]
"Hey, Ben!"
"Hiya! How've you been!"
"Not bad. <whispered> I tried that thing you told me this morning."
"What thing?"
"You know, pretending to be hungover, then they bribe you with sex? You were right, it worked like a charm!"
