h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The animated big smiley (the one that goes through the various smileys) contains a BLUE SMILEY!!! That is against our commandments! It must be banished henceforth to Real Life.

Brother Lemon.

We shall wait for the bishop's decision...

ah, get over it, it's one picture. unless you can find a better, i'll stick with that.

As Chief Inquisitor, I should ask why this is blaphemous. I do.

check the commandments, there is thou shlt not use smileys of any colour other than yellow, or something like that, on the front page the large animates swapping smiley swaps to a blue *gasp* smiley, which is therefore blasphemous.

"Thou shalt not worship any other colors of smileys, nor any character, not any likeness of any character that is in the online, or that is in the offline."

It doesn't say what those other colours are...

well it's got to be one of them, and no matter which colour at least one of the smileys on the page will be blasphemous

We are not worshiping that blob? we are simply using it as decoration; the existence of other smileys is not blasphemy either...

Look, I'm pretty sure there's a way to make it stick on a single frame of the Gif, but i have no idea what it is.

I don't think that's possible. If you wanted to try try to access it as a bmp or jpg theough

This blasphemy is no longer blasphemy, as by the new commandments 1-4.