A Conversation for The Temple of Smiley

The Standardised Smiley Prayer

Post 1

BLT: Not dead - yet

Should be thus:

Oh Smiley thou art in Online,
Hallowed be thy face,
Thy Kingdom come,
Thy face be used,
In Real-Life, as it is Online.
Give us this day our daily Smileys,
and forgive us our Plain Text,
as we forgive those who Plain Text against us,
and lead us not into Real Life,
Amen

Excerpt from The Holy Book of Smiley 11:2-4


The Standardised Smiley Prayer

Post 2

BLT: Not dead - yet

that took a lot of work, can I have a promotion Father Wonko?


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Post 3

AK - fancy that!

One can only get so many promotions, if he were to give them out right and left they'd all be gone to quickly, that's one fo the problems with the assassins guild.


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Post 4

BLT: Not dead - yet

too true. So... Can I have a promotion?


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Post 5

AK - fancy that!

I dunno.
meanwhile, why don't you write another, or promote our temple?


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Post 6

BLT: Not dead - yet

oh, ok. It may take a while though *hic*


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Post 7

Wøñkø

yes, nice. no, it's not a rank structure.


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Post 8

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

Hail Smiley, full of colour,
HTML is with thee,
Blessed art thou among images,
And blessed is the fruit of thy sight, polygons.
Holy Smiley, Father of Sprites,
Code for us hackers,
Now and at the moment on logoff,
Amen.


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Post 9

AK - fancy that!

Amen.


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Post 10

Wøñkø

Amen.


OK, Mista' AK. I got a thing for you to try. With GuideML.

Can you make 3 pages that look like the pages of a book, with one having one more tall thin table cell on the left, one with the same on each side, and one with one more on the right?


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Post 11

AK - fancy that!

YOu mean like on the same page? or what... and how thick?
How would you put 3 pages together so you can look at them all at once?


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Post 12

Wøñkø

you clikc on the edge of the page and it's like flipping to the next page of a book.


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Post 13

AK - fancy that!

Hmm... I dunno... possibly remotely possible...


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Post 14

Wøñkø

*sigh*

Could ya try? I need the scripture page.


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Post 15

AK - fancy that!

the best thing to do would be to find a blob of a book and scale it up a lot, or something like that...


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