Many people(with not much success)have tried to make alot of money, within a short space of time. A whole cottage industry(that ironically makes lot's and lots of money trying to get you to make money)has sprung up, though the solutions it offers are lukewarm at best, and downright horrible at worst.
The problem as I see it, is that all these well dressed business people trying to get you to make money, haven't actually had any success outside of the money-making industry. And there lies the problem with the money making industry, is that to be in it, you have to be in some other industry, which of course is impossible since the moment you make money your in the money making industry, keeping you from having any experience with your money making techniques in your previous industry. This leads to people who have no idea to handle money in other industries, trying to teach people how to do exactly that (which is very unfortunate indeed).
So seeing that I have no experience in the money making industry (I'm actually in the "I'm flat broke and need to change into the money-making industry" industry) I figure I'm perfectly suited to telling people how to make money, since the only true people who can tell you how to make money are the ones who aren't in the money making industry.
I present to you then, the reader, my new system "How to make money off your own Stupidity". Be sure to follow the rules very closely, as it may come back to haunt you in court, literally. Even if you don't follow the rules and fail outright, you didn't pay anything for it anyway (Well actually you will spend money to achieve the steps, but legally we can't refund money for that) So here's a rundown of all the rules....

This is a simple step really. There is already a support network of industries set-up (through my ingenious business skills) to help you choose your vice, and to kick start your journey down the path of money and life loss. Currently, the tobacco industry seems to be giving out the most money, so I suggest you head towards that. Of course you can't go wrong with beer, drugs, and really bad(is there any other type?) hippie/medieval music.

You might see, while your picking up a box of cigarettes, warning labels telling you your risking your health by smoking. This is simply a test to filter out idiots from getting valuable money, so you can just flat out ignore them. Other people will also tell you that it's bad, but they're just pist they're not gonna be rich like you.

Finding a lawyer is like catching a fish in a (crushed)aluminum coke can, so this shouldn't be too hard. Almost any lawyer will suffice since dumb jurors (also a dime a dozen) will vote a murderer innocent even after he's confessed.

Keep doing step number 1, till, when at the doctors, you are informed you have been diagnosed with whatever terminal ailment your vice provides. Once this happens, it's time to alert your lawyers (the ones you got in step 3) and to tell them your filing a law suit against the company that produces your vice.

A monkey could win a lawsuit for you with the quality of jurors these days. To ease the boredom of the court meetings(that you already know the outcome of), bring whatever you want, just make sure you show some sort of physical ailment to help convince the jury (and judge) that you deserve the money you obviously don't(ie: shaking, falling down, coughing, and generally looking like a zombie)

It's with much sadness that I come to the only problem with my system. All these years of using your choice vice to net money, has probably taken a severe toll on your life, and after you get your money, you'll probably die soon. That or you'll be hooked up to a life-support system which will be paid for by your recent infuse of cash. So, take that money and blow it on whatever you want while your still around to enjoy it!