h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cheers

*drinks |_|*

Cry freedom, for the woman in the wall.
Cry freedom, for she has no voice at all.
I hear her cry all day, all night
I hear her voice from deep within the wall
Made a cross from knitting needles
Made a grave from hoover bags
Especially for the woman in the wall.

Very nice, but...do you know anything more cheery ?

Hey! I'm a Beautiful South fan They are more miserable than REM are when they want to be.

She's a perfect 10,
but she wears a 12
Baby keep a little 2 for me
She could be sweet 16,
bustin' out at the seams
It's still love in the first degree

When he's at my gate,
with a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door,
with a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace

'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body,
especially the lines
Time takes its toll,
but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

Aha, one I recognise, and I like it .

Or my rewrite:

He's a perfect 10
But he wears a twelve
Baby won't that hurt for me
He could be sweet 16
But he would break the seams,
It would be agony
In the first degree

Sorry...

Tis a good one.

*Steps out from behind the bar to give Menza his rightful place.*

Cheers, what can I get you?

A of Grumpfuttocks if you'd bee so kind .

*Lights a cigarette now he's on the customer side of the bar.*

Ah, that's better.

A usual please

And put Closer than Most on the sound system ( http://www.beautifulsouth.co.uk/songs/closerthanmost.ram )

*pours and ||_||*

Here you both go.

Thanks! :

Can I have a ?

*pours *

There you go BB.

Cheers Menza . I'd better make this the last one before I head home.

Another usual please

*pours ||_||*

There you go.

And a usual here please.

*pours and |_|*

Here you go.

Cheers me old mucker. How's things?