h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry to run out but it is time I left for the evening. Help yourselves to whatever, and I'll probably see you tomorrow.

G'night.

Hi Joanna! Nice to see you. The usual - or can I tempt you with something stronger at this late hour?

So what do you want to tempt me with???

I'll think about it... as long as its not a

(Studies supplies behind bar thoughtfully) Well, there's pretty much everything here. You could have a - Menz has a pretty impressive variety of whiskies, vodkas, rums, brandies and gins. I notice he's even got absinthe, which I suspect is possibly a key ingredient of Health Warning.
So what'll it be?

Absinthe sounds interesting... you can get it in a bar in M/cr, but i've never given it a go...

Well, OK, if you're sure - just don't blame me for your virtual hangover in the morning...
(Pours of absinthe for Joanna and of Drumroll for self).

Cheers
*sips drink*
*finds it doesn't taste too scary...*
*drinks some more....*

*....wonders why the surroundings look all...... all ~woozy~.....*

Thanksh, ormy

*looks about ready to collapse....*

*.... finishes drink....*
G'night....

*starts walking out.... uncertainly....*

*.... looks ready to fall......*

*..... falls, unconscious to the ground.....*

*....just before she falls she thinks she should be able to cope with more alcohol than this......*

*come out of time warp from a day or two in the past*

Happy birthday, Menza!

*buys a confused looking Menza a drink, slips back into timewarp and disappears*





Well, it's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it. And after studiously visiting his page every few days to look at the counter too...

(Talking to himself)
Oh no! Poor Joanna! I did try to warn her...
(Takes bar towels off bar to cover Joanna where she lies, sleeping soundly, absolutely absinthed).

*Wanders in to see Joanna still sleeping soundly under the bar towels. Decides not to disturb her, leaves a 'Thanks for the new thread' note for Menza, and tip-toes out*

A Drinking Panther signing in

It's snowing again, will this winter ever end?
*B. comes in shaking snowflakes off her fakefur coat.*
I am tired of white, I want green!
-B-

Green Snow? Have a word with GHod he may be able to sort that out.

*BS steps over the still recumbent form of Joanna*

Afternoon (GMT) everyone , time for a lunchtime for this Drinking Panther.

I guess it's to early for a Health Warning, I'll settle for a of Olde Buckleknees.

And a lunchtime with the |_| chaser.

*....wakes........*

*.........tries to raise her head.......*

*looks....bleary.....*

*.....stands.....slowly......*

Coffee?

anything in that Joanna?

*....winces at the sound of dd's voice.....*
and alkaseltza????