h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, and there's gonna be hell to pay, right?

Touch tricky getting money out of hell, it keeps burning up in the fire pits.

Ok, then we need something that's fire-proof. Would diamonds work?

Oh, before we all get drunk again... anyone interested in checking something out for me? If so, look for a NEW item on my introduction-page

*prapairing the in anticipation*

Its been so long since I've been to your page I can't tell whats new. Soz

It won't be hard to spot the NEW thing, because the word NEW is shown BOLDLY right in front of it... Can't miss!

Anyway, you should be ashamed that you have reason to admit that you haven't been to my page that long. I've been here only a month!

Found it.
I actually had to read stuff.

And while I can docertain mathematical thingies I try to avoid as much as possible. I'll give it a read when I have a little more time, I'm 17p over my limit for today already. So got to go.

Hahaha, he actually had to read stuff... that must have been quite an experience!

See you later, Menzy!

Well, I'll take a look..... Wish me luck!

Don't hit me, drinkie-poos was a joke- honest. Cor I'll need a c|______| if you're threatening violence.

(I'm a she BTW, not he- us women like a too you know)

Ah, forgive us for not having noticed that.
And ofcourse women like a too, life would be much less fun if they didn't, right?


I suppose you already know the thing I'm going to tell you now

Next time, maybe you'd better hit the reply-button directly under the message you're actually replying to... that one is quite a bit back in the thread, you know. People would think you're talking gibberish, as they don't directly see what you're referring to.

Anyway, I think we'll forgive you for the "Drinkie-poos" suggestion - especially if you get us a drink.
I'm sorry if I called you a bloke - it's so hard to tell on H2G2...

And you keep making a habit of it.

I blame the strength of these drumrolls.... Talking of which, can I have another, me old mate? *Thumps empty on counter*

Certainly, have 2. Don't forget to wish Cakewalker happy birthday. He said he would be arround in about an hour, I'm holding the party in the Decorations and Silly Hats forum.

So THIS is where the are being served tonight! OK, pass a of Drumroll this way...
How old is Cakewalker this birthday? Or shouldn't I ask?

Is this where the party is? please.

for you, Vibe... but... party? I don't see it, much too little response

Slow party, we'll make it last all week.

And I think he is 22.

22!? Bloody kids today... (shuffles off to corner table muttering and clutching ).

Do you mind, I'm 22!!!