A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
*A voice from nowhere intones...*
That "coke-stained bag of bones" can hear you, Mustapha!
And before he lost that weight, he was Festival. Now you watch your tongue, or you might end up spilling your whiskey through your lower jaw as well! 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*silence returns, the suspense squeezes your throat...*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 24, 1999
I knew it was you all along !!!
NOT!!!!!!
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
*appears in a flash*
You could have... you should have...
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
*You* feel terrible? How do you think *I* felt, right before the identity-change? And how do you think I feel about so many people not caring to click my name over a message to find out?
Whenever I get a message from someone I don't know yet, I always glance their intro-page... If anyone cared to do the same, they would *know* who I was before I got so 'skinny'. Ah well, my kind of beings just aren't as popular as they used to be anymore...
*collapses, leaving a pile of bones on the floor*
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
*the piles moves... bones rise, whirl around and form: Skeleton!*
Yeah, Menzy, another coke would be nice. Thanx. Pity I can't hold my liquor (you've seen where my coke ends up), or I might have taken a whiskey. But in my current condition -which is believed to be rather permanent- that would be a waste of good stuff.
HAHAHAHA!
*flips another gold coin onto the bar, then pours the coke down his jaw*
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Menza Posted Nov 24, 1999
I could always arrange a bath in drumroll for you. You can just sit there and soak if you want to.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 24, 1999
*raises hand timidly*
Can I just ask - why do you bother to drink at all, when it all just pours straight out?
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
Exactly as Menzy says... he's got to make a living, right? Let him mop the floor for some extra bucks.
Besides: do you know how *hard* it is, to kick the habit? I just wanna fit in, right? what would be the use of me being in a bar if I didn't even try *pretending* to drink? I would be sticking out like a sore thumb, now wouldn't I?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 24, 1999
So why are you in the bar, and not in a more conventional skellington venue, eg a graveyard or medical laboratory?
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
And live like a recluse? I already said I wanna fit in, didn't I? i wonder how the lot of you will be doing when this has happened to you!
Anyway... *You* don't wanna discuss skeletons in closets, do you, Menzy? Especially the contents of your own closet, eh?
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Peregrin Posted Nov 24, 1999
This forum is getting kinda long... you need a connection faster than a greased whippet to load it without having enough time to have a coffee break while you're waiting. How about starting a 
²?
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 24, 1999
*sweeps up all the mess in here, including all the breathing stuff lying around, and dumps it in http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=24306&thread=29295 *
MY THREAD! c|_|
stinkywigfiddle Posted Aug 5, 2000
DARK GRAY: Well, it looks like this place has been deserted. I therefore claim this thread as MINE!
NO ITS MY THREAD! c|_|
stinkywigfiddle Posted Aug 5, 2000
DARK GRAY: You weren't using it so now it's mine. Finders keepers!
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- 181: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 182: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 24, 1999)
- 183: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 184: Bluebottle (Nov 24, 1999)
- 185: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 186: Menza (Nov 24, 1999)
- 187: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 188: Menza (Nov 24, 1999)
- 189: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 190: Menza (Nov 24, 1999)
- 191: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 192: Menza (Nov 24, 1999)
- 193: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 194: Menza (Nov 24, 1999)
- 195: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 196: Peregrin (Nov 24, 1999)
- 197: The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 198: stinkywigfiddle (Aug 5, 2000)
- 199: Menza (Aug 5, 2000)
- 200: stinkywigfiddle (Aug 5, 2000)
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