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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jun 18, 2002
.......
*simply sits down and drinks another 
for teh road*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 18, 2002
[Yar] "Teh"? It seems that "avoid" isn't the only word the Angelecon h4x0r can't spell.
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Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug Posted Jun 19, 2002
*runs and pounces two legs*
long time no see. I HAVE RETUNED!!!
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jun 19, 2002
QA 
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jun 20, 2002
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 20, 2002
.... Um, it's going to be extremely difficult to do S and H here .... so 
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Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug Posted Jun 20, 2002
i tried to do a s and a h but it didn't work
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2002
*wanders in wearing dark shades to cover his eyes, walks up to the bar, mutters something to Menza, Menza nods, and pours him a and a 
. Yossarian fishes through his pockets, takes out a wad of money, and slams it down on the bar. Menza takes a look at it, counts $3, and says something to Yossarian. Yossarian slams his hand down on the Table and starts yelling about the liberties and freedoms his forefathers fought for back in the day of cold enlightened philosophy where everything could be explained scientifically if not rationally such as the freedoms of man and his conscious right not to pay a bar tab costing somewhere along $740,000. He grabs the and , turns around, trips over his feet, and falls face first on the floor, the glasses shattering in his hands.
he looks up and sees the silhouetted figures of what looks like a pair of legs and... her majesty?
'Hmmmm...' he thinks.
several moments later a dim light begins to flicker over his head and he is scrambling up to his feet, and stumbling to the Table*
2Legs! Her Royal Majesty!
*bows to hrm, rather, the Lady, and sits next to her*
Hey, you look great It's been far too long...
How's life?
*notices the 2Legs bleeding profusely* The place just hasn't been the same without yo... Er,
You want a band-aid, man?
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153745 Posted Jun 20, 2002
'Yes, not just any 2Legs,' he thinks to himself as he retrospectively laughs at his incoherent typing, 'but THE 2Legs.'
*nods*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jun 20, 2002
*decides to train a bit and meditates so a shimmering blue glow resonates from his body causing a blue flams around him* 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 21, 2002
[Dylan "The Hairsplitter" C*****] Excuse me, Angelecon, but might I be so bold as to ask what "flams" are?
[Yar] Flaming Spam messages, what else?
[Dylan] Oh, of course. Forgot.
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jun 23, 2002
i ment flame yar
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 23, 2002
*2legs startled suddenly lunges for three pints of only sucessfully being able to grab two; which are rapidly poured down his throat
ah!
Thats better Void of logic?
Me?
Wouldn't that be like making a bird table without a location in which to disolve its essence? 
*orders "more" 
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jun 23, 2002
dunno, would it?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 23, 2002
[Dylan gives Yar a "go ahead" gesture]
[Yar] [proudly] I have no idea.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 24, 2002
I have no tunna, which is fine, i don't really eat much tunna anyhow. I need a drink!
*wonders over to bar and pollitly explains to barman how the bill is, in all reality, probably not the impassible mountain it sometimes seems, and how, at the end of the day, once all is said, the bar-bill isn't worth the paper it is written on, *returns with 19 pints of
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jun 24, 2002
....... !
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 25, 2002
[Dylan] Qrrbrbirlbel!
[Yar] Qrrbrbirlbel!
[Both] [singing] 
Q, R R B R B I R L B E L. Q, R R B R B I R L B E L. Q, R R B R B, I, R L B E L, Q, R R B R B I R L B E L! Blah!
[A whole bunch of live bombs appear around them, each with an apathetic voiceover saying "Poof".]
[Yar] What the ...
[Dylan] Oh no! We did it wrong again!
[Cut to 
; a whole bunch of huge explosions cover it. The last one blows it up completely.]
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jun 25, 2002
......... 
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- 1641: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jun 18, 2002)
- 1642: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 18, 2002)
- 1643: Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug (Jun 19, 2002)
- 1644: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jun 19, 2002)
- 1645: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 19, 2002)
- 1646: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jun 20, 2002)
- 1647: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 20, 2002)
- 1648: Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug (Jun 20, 2002)
- 1649: 153745 (Jun 20, 2002)
- 1650: 153745 (Jun 20, 2002)
- 1651: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jun 20, 2002)
- 1652: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 21, 2002)
- 1653: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jun 23, 2002)
- 1654: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 23, 2002)
- 1655: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jun 23, 2002)
- 1656: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 23, 2002)
- 1657: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 24, 2002)
- 1658: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jun 24, 2002)
- 1659: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1660: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jun 25, 2002)
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