Physics
Created | Updated Feb 5, 2002
Physics is basically a Science subject which most of us will not have done science school. The problem with physics is its
stupid. As I am doing physics at A Level this means unfortunately I have to put up with it.
What's So Bad About Physics Then?
Well Physics is the most inaccurate science. No experiment you can do (unless you spends millions of pounds on equipment)
will be more accurate than 95% accurate and standard every day ones I do at school you are lucky if they turn out to be
greater than 90% accurate.
How Come?
Well this is because physics requires you to ignore most of the factors that actually govern what's going on, then the
experimental values you achieve do not match the real worked out ones, you pull out all your hair and then proceeded to fiddle
the results. This happened because all formulas you do excluded some major variable (environmental factor usually) that is very
hard to control and therefore upsets your experiment. I will give you an example. If you try to work out the value of Gravity
you have to try and deal (more like cope) with the fact that you are:
1) You are not at Sea Level (Very few Physics Labs are actually at sea level)
2) The Air nullifies some of the action from gravity
3) Every single particle in the Universe effects the thing your testing.
The person ho actually remained sane enough to work out a value of gravity (sane?) actually cheated by working it out using
formulas and a lot of maths and they doing experiments of which he excluded half of the results to actually get the "right" figure.
Recently I tries to work out the value of Gravity and came out with r (its actually 9.81 on earth) and that was a pretty average
result for the experiment.
Is That All?
Well no, physics also has too much combining of formulas and too many constants (Granted in the last 20 to 50 years or so the
have sorted it out by altering and making new units so they can be compared without constants i.e. Joules = Watts * Time
now). Another thing bout physics is the constant faltering of there own laws. Examples of these is that Light is meant to only
come in Waves but for one section of Physics light arrives as photons with mass, The conservation of energy law is also broken
by another physics process were energy appears from nowhere. The worst thing about physics is the "invention" of particles to
make formulas work i.e. neutrinos which the only thing they actually do (except spin forwards or backwards) is to make the
nuclear reactions follow the formulas properly.
Summary
To sum physics up in one sentence it is:
The application of formulas to impossible situations.
In other works it is utter and total B******S.
(If this get edited its is total CACK)