33 Shoddy Chat Up Lines
Created | Updated Feb 7, 2002
Looking for love? Well with these really shoddy chat up lines I Gizmo will probably ( depending on the female ) make it even harder!
33 Really shoddy chat up lines!:
1. I want to melt in mouth not in your hands
2. Can I borrow a quarter ["what for?] I want to call my mom and tell I met the girl of my dreams <OR> I want to call your mom and thank her.
3. Is your dad a thief? ["No!"} Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? ( Be ready for a snappy response in cas the say "Yes!")
4. Your're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.
5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
6. Let's go to my place and do the things I've told everyone we did anyway.
7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8. You must be tired ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.
9. That would look great as a crumpled heap on my floor.
10. My name is [state your name]. Taht's so you know what to scream.
11. My name is [state your name], but you can call me "Lover."
12. Nice shoes wanna shag!?!
13. What do you say if we go out for a pizza and then f**k?["No"] What? You don't like pizza?
14. Can I flirt with you?
15. Your dad must be a baker 'cos you gotta nice set of buns.
16. ( look at his/her shirt tag and when they say "What are you doing"reply)Checking you made in heaven
17. All those curves and me with no brakes.
18. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
19. F*?! me if I'm wrong but you don't want to kiss me.
20. (grab his/her ass.) Parden me but is this seat taken
21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
22.Can you give me directions ["Where to?"] To your heart.
23. If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
24. How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.
25. Do you known what would look good on you ["What"] Me.
26. I miss my teddy bear, would you slepp with me?
27. How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
28 [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
29 Say, that's a nice [item of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
30. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
31. I hope you know CPR 'cos you take my breath away.
32. Excuse my but is that semen in your hair.
33. My face is leaving in 15mins, be on it.
33 Really shoddy chat up lines!:
1. I want to melt in mouth not in your hands
2. Can I borrow a quarter ["what for?] I want to call my mom and tell I met the girl of my dreams <OR> I want to call your mom and thank her.
3. Is your dad a thief? ["No!"} Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? ( Be ready for a snappy response in cas the say "Yes!")
4. Your're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.
5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
6. Let's go to my place and do the things I've told everyone we did anyway.
7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8. You must be tired ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.
9. That would look great as a crumpled heap on my floor.
10. My name is [state your name]. Taht's so you know what to scream.
11. My name is [state your name], but you can call me "Lover."
12. Nice shoes wanna shag!?!
13. What do you say if we go out for a pizza and then f**k?["No"] What? You don't like pizza?
14. Can I flirt with you?
15. Your dad must be a baker 'cos you gotta nice set of buns.
16. ( look at his/her shirt tag and when they say "What are you doing"reply)Checking you made in heaven
17. All those curves and me with no brakes.
18. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
19. F*?! me if I'm wrong but you don't want to kiss me.
20. (grab his/her ass.) Parden me but is this seat taken
21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
22.Can you give me directions ["Where to?"] To your heart.
23. If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
24. How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.
25. Do you known what would look good on you ["What"] Me.
26. I miss my teddy bear, would you slepp with me?
27. How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
28 [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
29 Say, that's a nice [item of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
30. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
31. I hope you know CPR 'cos you take my breath away.
32. Excuse my but is that semen in your hair.
33. My face is leaving in 15mins, be on it.
