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Today, a potato was discovered in my larder with a large, purple protrusion. On investigation with specialist equipment (e.g. eyes), I decided that this potato would not be desirable to ingest.
I intend to investigate further by introducing a trained monkey (my brother) to my research, who will be able to report on the taste of the potato.
Due to his languishing literature skills, this would not be as scientific as tasting it myself, however, I place a degree of importance on my own life.
I will have the results for you shortly.
OAO
- Ron

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