RECIPES 4 DRUNK CARBON BASED LIFEFORMS
Created | Updated Feb 16, 2002
WARNING - THIS PAGE CONTAINS - I.T.S.G.A.T.T.T
[IDEAS THAT SEEM GOOD AT THE TIME]
THE POINT BEING IS THAT IF YOU ARE SOBER, DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.
THE OTHER POINT IS, IDEALLY TRY DOING THIS AT ANOTHER CARBON BASED LIFEFORMS(CBL'S) DWELLING WHILST THEY'RE FULL OF GUSTO WITH REGARDS TO THE FOLLOWING RECIPES & THEN THE, "CLEANINGUPAFTERYOURSELF" EFFECT
PROBABLY WONT INCONVENIANCE YOU MUCH...IN FACT, NOT AT ALL.
STEP 1:Add a reasonable amount of alcahol to any CBL in the
vicinity.
STEP 2:Add more.(to cut a long story short)
STEP 3:A splash more if it's inapropriate.
STEP 31/2:Go home for any number of reasons relating to steps 12&3
STEP 4:AALLLLRIGHTYTHEN. LETS COOK!
STEP 5:Forget the steps. LETS COOK!
THE STANDARD AMAZINGLY DRUNK PIE 8-)
Borrow (or take) from the freezer the appropriate amount PIES.
(this is only a SERVING SUGGESTION)Kiddies dont try this at home!
Nuke em for about 2/3 mins on med until warm in the middle.
Test this by gently removing the top & mushing around inside
with whatever you grabbed from the top drawer.
Go to the fridge and get the jar of MINCED GARLIC & using
aforementioned tool, fold & squish (gently now)into the
preprocessed marvel that is unfolding before you.
Add a layer of cheese.(this was the breakthru shown to me by
some guy with two heads who gatecrashed my postparty munchies
with what he said were some very demanding munchies of his own)
At this point you can be whimsical with regard to ingredients,
ie.anything that comes to hand. Dont be timid - this is where
You can make your gourmet mark! (BEWARE THE CATFOOD. Doesn't work)
Replace the lid of the pie - put more stuff on top if the mood
takes you.(more cheese w/ black pepper is ridiculously good)
Mr Microwave goes back to work, this time on high for a short
but satisfying meltfest.
If you haven't already been continuing STEPS 12&3 in the, dare
I say, orgiastic process of drunk pie liberation, may I suggest
that you've missed the point entirely.
However, those brave souls who have embraced the richness of
'The Pie That Became More Than It Was',& also impaled themselves
upon STEPS 12&3 must not look down with epicurean pretentiousness
because you are only stuck to the roof of your bedroom,gazing
helplessly down at your partner leaving after the horrendess, but
neccessary, passing of the night before the morning after.
BON APPETITE! GRATEFUL EATER OF OTHER CBL'S
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER WHY ELEPHANTS DRINK..........TO FORGET.
[IDEAS THAT SEEM GOOD AT THE TIME]
THE POINT BEING IS THAT IF YOU ARE SOBER, DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.
THE OTHER POINT IS, IDEALLY TRY DOING THIS AT ANOTHER CARBON BASED LIFEFORMS(CBL'S) DWELLING WHILST THEY'RE FULL OF GUSTO WITH REGARDS TO THE FOLLOWING RECIPES & THEN THE, "CLEANINGUPAFTERYOURSELF" EFFECT
PROBABLY WONT INCONVENIANCE YOU MUCH...IN FACT, NOT AT ALL.
STEP 1:Add a reasonable amount of alcahol to any CBL in the
vicinity.
STEP 2:Add more.(to cut a long story short)
STEP 3:A splash more if it's inapropriate.
STEP 31/2:Go home for any number of reasons relating to steps 12&3
STEP 4:AALLLLRIGHTYTHEN. LETS COOK!
STEP 5:Forget the steps. LETS COOK!
THE STANDARD AMAZINGLY DRUNK PIE 8-)
Borrow (or take) from the freezer the appropriate amount PIES.
(this is only a SERVING SUGGESTION)Kiddies dont try this at home!
Nuke em for about 2/3 mins on med until warm in the middle.
Test this by gently removing the top & mushing around inside
with whatever you grabbed from the top drawer.
Go to the fridge and get the jar of MINCED GARLIC & using
aforementioned tool, fold & squish (gently now)into the
preprocessed marvel that is unfolding before you.
Add a layer of cheese.(this was the breakthru shown to me by
some guy with two heads who gatecrashed my postparty munchies
with what he said were some very demanding munchies of his own)
At this point you can be whimsical with regard to ingredients,
ie.anything that comes to hand. Dont be timid - this is where
You can make your gourmet mark! (BEWARE THE CATFOOD. Doesn't work)
Replace the lid of the pie - put more stuff on top if the mood
takes you.(more cheese w/ black pepper is ridiculously good)
Mr Microwave goes back to work, this time on high for a short
but satisfying meltfest.
If you haven't already been continuing STEPS 12&3 in the, dare
I say, orgiastic process of drunk pie liberation, may I suggest
that you've missed the point entirely.
However, those brave souls who have embraced the richness of
'The Pie That Became More Than It Was',& also impaled themselves
upon STEPS 12&3 must not look down with epicurean pretentiousness
because you are only stuck to the roof of your bedroom,gazing
helplessly down at your partner leaving after the horrendess, but
neccessary, passing of the night before the morning after.
BON APPETITE! GRATEFUL EATER OF OTHER CBL'S
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER WHY ELEPHANTS DRINK..........TO FORGET.
