Night Clubs
Created | Updated Apr 21, 2002
Night Clubs are establishments primarily designed for dancing and consuming over-priced alcohol. However a secondary feature of the night club is the
potential it offers to meet a member of the opposite sex, and hopefully spend some quality time with them. Anything from a 5 minute snog to a lifetime of
wedded bliss will usually do. This must be achieved without relying on verbal communication, although occasionally shouting "What's yer name" in
someone's ear might evoke a response.
The most common aim of the night club goer is to spend time in the club enthralling a potential partner, then to take a taxi ride to somewhere warm with a
bed. In fact what usually happens is that their time is spent self-conciously standing in a corner, pretending to be engrossed in a highly amusing
conversation, all the time glancing around hoping to spot that nice looking person who was "definitely" eyeing them up when they came in...
potential it offers to meet a member of the opposite sex, and hopefully spend some quality time with them. Anything from a 5 minute snog to a lifetime of
wedded bliss will usually do. This must be achieved without relying on verbal communication, although occasionally shouting "What's yer name" in
someone's ear might evoke a response.
The most common aim of the night club goer is to spend time in the club enthralling a potential partner, then to take a taxi ride to somewhere warm with a
bed. In fact what usually happens is that their time is spent self-conciously standing in a corner, pretending to be engrossed in a highly amusing
conversation, all the time glancing around hoping to spot that nice looking person who was "definitely" eyeing them up when they came in...
