Cats, annoying traits
Created | Updated Mar 1, 2002
Cats are sneaky, shifty, untrustworthy creatures who have an inbuilt ability to sense what would most vex their owners and carry it out perfectly.
With a flexible spine that enables them to reach almost anywhere, they are particularly attuned to their role in life. They are often found deliberatly stuck up trees to remind their owners of how important they are to them and bring gifts to show their 'affection'.
Other adaptions that cats have are selective hearing to enable the EXACT OPPOSITE of requests to be carried out unerringly and an ability to open any door, no matter how it is shut, as long as there is food inside.
To conclude; cats are highly evolved, adapted for their environment and designed to make our lives as difficult as possible.
With a flexible spine that enables them to reach almost anywhere, they are particularly attuned to their role in life. They are often found deliberatly stuck up trees to remind their owners of how important they are to them and bring gifts to show their 'affection'.
Other adaptions that cats have are selective hearing to enable the EXACT OPPOSITE of requests to be carried out unerringly and an ability to open any door, no matter how it is shut, as long as there is food inside.
To conclude; cats are highly evolved, adapted for their environment and designed to make our lives as difficult as possible.
