Televangelist's All-purpose Confession

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Brethren, I admit to anything you may be able to prove, and promise that I have already asked the Lord's forgiveness for it. Also, I assure you that I have done nothing else unseemly and never will. I'm truly sorry you found out about my actions. I can only say that it is understandable that Satan would gain much by my imposture, and obviously worked extra-hard in his efforts to pull me down. No doubt the time and energy he devoted to this evil work have spared many other sinners from his attention. Your offerings of gratitude will be most welcome. Send check or money order to (fill in the blank).

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