P.E.T.A. (People Eating The Animals)...

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Yes, we like our steak, and our beef stew, and if you get in our way, we might eat YOU!


We the denizens of PETA love animals- especially rare, with a bit of A-1 sauce! We have Bambi for dinner quite often, and his momma too! We like to munch on the Easter Bunny, get fat on Reindeer, eat cute little pigs who want to be sheep-dogs, and some of our Eastern bretheren enjoy a sheep-dog or two!


Yes! Animals are good! Animals are innocent! Animals are FOOD, and we love to munch on them!


We love to take out our guns, go out in the woods, and hunt down a cute furry forest friend, and SHOOT it! Then we skin it, gut it, cook it, and EAT it! That's what our furry forest friends are for- eating!


We are PROUD OMNIVORES! We eat ANYTHING which won't eat us first! And we're GLAD TO DO IT!


So JOIN P.E.T.A., and have some rabbit stew! :-)


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