Christmas Cracker Jokes
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Christmas Cracker Jokes have long been the source of much deliberation. Are they really NOT funny, or are they just repeated until the point where they're unfunny?
Here are some samples of Christmas Cracker Jokes. Do you think they're funny? Are they Good(:-)), Bad(:-() or just a little bit fishy(><>)?
Q: Why does Santa have so many ducks?
A: Because they are his Christmas Quackers.
Q: Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
A: Because it's a stocking filler.
Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark-infested custard.
Q: What did the princess say when she went to the chemists?
A: Someday my prints will come!"
Nobody is absolutely certain who comes up with these jokes but you may rest assured that they will be hard at work coming up to Christmas.
Here are some samples of Christmas Cracker Jokes. Do you think they're funny? Are they Good(:-)), Bad(:-() or just a little bit fishy(><>)?
Q: Why does Santa have so many ducks?
A: Because they are his Christmas Quackers.
Q: Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
A: Because it's a stocking filler.
Q: What's yellow and dangerous?
A: Shark-infested custard.
Q: What did the princess say when she went to the chemists?
A: Someday my prints will come!"
Nobody is absolutely certain who comes up with these jokes but you may rest assured that they will be hard at work coming up to Christmas.
