Wales Doesn't Exist
Created | Updated Apr 19, 2002
Alright dudes, whats going down in groove town then? This is going to cause some nasty arguments and people rioting and becoming communists. Wales does not exist. I have found it all out. When you go there people from the agency; either gas your car, boat, bus or train, or t**t you round the head with a bit of wood. They keep you in a warehouse in deepest peckham and feed you on tabs of LSD ; hence place names like Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llandysiliogogogoch a name like that could only be from a trip. They fly your car/bus to a warehouse in Cirencester. The people who say they come from ;Wales; really come from a place underneath London the size of Coventry. At the end of your trip (in more ways than 1) they transport you to the border which explains the headaches you get after going there. Wales is just a crater on the surface of the earth. But who are the Agencyand why are they doing this I hear you moan. Well the answer is simple the Agencyare running tests on musli. They have discovered that in millions of years time the musli will gain intelligence and take over the world, the Agencyhowever want to kill it so they can rule. How to tell a member of the AgencyALL welsh teachers are members [especially Mr Jones's] They ALL wear purple striped ties and have brown briefcases. All people in B&Q are the agency. If they also wear glasses then they can read minds. If they drive a Pergot then they are in the car bomb depot. If they have ALL of the above then they are the ringleaders only five are known. The sheep were just swept along. It's not their fault. They say I could be out in a year with good behaviour
