h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Play a round? Let you thrash me?!?

I think I've come to the right place.

Monsy, I like the sushi, but it won't stay still while I put the wasabi on it...

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Vlad...you know thats not what I meant, now do behave...

*looks about the room and decides to ignore the cheeky comments*
let's play billiards but you break this time, after my last break i think it is much safer that way
monsy

Sorry about my pror naughtiness. I was a bit tipsy after eating one of my own genuine Scotch pies, with real Caol Isla 18yr old malt on the inside.

Pass the cue then...Right, line it up, Bit of back spin, nice firm hit
*CLUNK...Ball sails off the table and lands in Vlads pint*. Whoops...never mind. I never said I was any good...

Oh no! That whole displacement theory turned out to be right. Eureka!

*Extricates ball from Guinness and prepares to chalk up Shorty*

Look *says I cowering behind a chair* I may be short but that doesn't mean you can use me as a cue...Hell, I'm already the ball for the rambling misfits, aint that enuff???

Awwwwwww, c'mon Shorty, this won't hurt a bit.

*makes blue chalk marks on Shorty's head*

Anyway, lemme tell ya what happens to people that spill my pint...

Alright, put down the dwarf, or I'll call security!

*Dropping Shorty from a reasonable height*

OK, OK....Just tell him not to put his balls in my drink...*sulk*

ermmmm......do you mind clarifying "balls"....ermmmmmmm, no, nevermind, don't clarify!!!! i don't think i want the response.......before we know it shazz will be along and oh my!!! she does not need anymore help LOL!!!
monsy

Now there are SOME (and I must stress that I don't include myself in this) that would suggest that Shazz was seriously in need of help...!
Hey! I said not including me! Eeeek. Good Shazz, nice Shazz...

That is why we have a mental health center (centre)

Hmmmmm!!So you think that eh boys!Well,just watch how all the votes for Merkin disappear in the ether then Vlad!As for the rest of you
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shazz 8-(

oh my!! i do believe a rather large chip has just been knocked off of our dear Shazz's shoulder!!
monsy

Well while somone is knocking Shazz's chip off maybe they can clean all this chalk off me...look at me, I look like a smurf . And I aint a dwarf...I'm vertically challenged..

just stand on the table and no one will even notice

Good idea...if someone would move all these glasses...

Shorty, I f you stand next to me we would be average out and make one normal sized person.

Either that or we would look like Sid Little and Eddie Large (A rather crap comic act from the eighties if you didn't know...)