Carlisle, Ontario, Canada
Created | Updated Mar 9, 2002
The small village of Carlisle, Ontario, Canada is little more than a two convenience store competition for pitiful sales and profit, set among the oaks and birches of the Canadian countryside, and fed by a population that couldn't power the oars of a small Viking paddleboat. Little more than a hop, skip, jump, fall, dust off, and jump again away from Hamilton, Ontario, Carlisle is little more than a "bedroom community" - solely because Convenience Store 1 and 2 have no present job openings.
Oh yes, there is also a bank there. And a library located within a portable hut, and an ice arena, as well as a medical facility. Urbanologists and villagologists and hilotyolgists have all agreed that at its present rate Carlisle will become a surging metropolis by the year 4237. Unfortunately, the Apocolypse is scheduled somewhere around the turn of the 24th century so we may never have the pleasure to witness this event.
If you ever happen to swing by this small community on your travels, (the likelyhood of which could only be acheived by an Improbability Field) remember to just continue on in whichever way you are going.
Oh yes, there is also a bank there. And a library located within a portable hut, and an ice arena, as well as a medical facility. Urbanologists and villagologists and hilotyolgists have all agreed that at its present rate Carlisle will become a surging metropolis by the year 4237. Unfortunately, the Apocolypse is scheduled somewhere around the turn of the 24th century so we may never have the pleasure to witness this event.
If you ever happen to swing by this small community on your travels, (the likelyhood of which could only be acheived by an Improbability Field) remember to just continue on in whichever way you are going.
