Pubs in the Middle of Nowhere
Created | Updated Mar 10, 2002
You're wandering along, up in the hills, nothing but sheep, rocks and those tofty bits of bushes that only seem to grow up on tops of hills (maybe they're hdidng from something in the towns)
and you come along to a pub. No houses or village or anything for miles around but there is this pub. Is it for the waery traveller I ask? Maybe. But I have found that after having been in them, that
my perception of gravity is altered. There seems to be a random alternation between lightness and heaviness. Are they really nodes on some complicated machinery for ensuring the gravitational equilibrium
of the British Isles? Or is it something to do with the strange potions that they sell there? Indeed, could they be points for aliens to enter incognito? Judging by some of the places I've been to and drunk at
There must be pubs up in the Highlands or the Dales where they count Visitors as the regulars. They've probably been going for years.
and you come along to a pub. No houses or village or anything for miles around but there is this pub. Is it for the waery traveller I ask? Maybe. But I have found that after having been in them, that
my perception of gravity is altered. There seems to be a random alternation between lightness and heaviness. Are they really nodes on some complicated machinery for ensuring the gravitational equilibrium
of the British Isles? Or is it something to do with the strange potions that they sell there? Indeed, could they be points for aliens to enter incognito? Judging by some of the places I've been to and drunk at
There must be pubs up in the Highlands or the Dales where they count Visitors as the regulars. They've probably been going for years.
