The Usefulness of the Foot
Created | Updated Mar 12, 2002
"So, it seems that the foot should be more useful...", I thought to myself one day. So I gazed at my toes and noticed the large gap that exists between my first(the BIG toe)and second(the pointer -> toe)toes. I started picking up small things @ first (pencils, marbles, etc.) and noticed that this took no effort at all. So I quickly moved on to bigger and heavier objects. I was picking up shoes, and found I could fit an entire tennis ball between my first two toes. THAT is useful! I have since found out that my ambidexterous feet can open doors when my hands are full(knob or handle with button, lever type handles as well), I can pinch people under the dinner table, and I can even grasp my rootbeer by the mug handle from off the coffee table and hand it (foot it?) to myself without spilling a drop.
Those are some pretty useful feet!
Those are some pretty useful feet!
