Morning, Dear; How'd You Like Your Money Today...?
Created | Updated Mar 12, 2002
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: We believe Mrs Bill Gates to be extraordinarily alluring,
beautiful, intelligent, and red-hot in the boudoir, though only in strict accordance
with the most rigid conventions of morality, taste, breeding, decency and honour.
Actually we don't even know why we mention her. Or him. I mean, they're nothing
to do with this Award, and any suggestion otherwise is in the vilest possible
taste. In fact, just forget we ever mentioned it.