Among the many glittering awards lined up for the glittering Awards Ceremony
are:

• The Vanilla Pod Association Palatability Award
  for the product or service which has succeeded, not because of any positive
  qualities or innovation, but because there is nothing really that anyone can
  say against it.
• The Patient Griselde Cup
  for the richest man in the world ever to have his name suddenly linked with
  an ageing rock star's moll after years and years of everyone wondering how
  come he was that rich but still didn't have a proper girlfriend.
• The Seattle Coffee "We'll Only Sell You After You've Answered A Whole Bunch Of Pettifogging And Annoying Questions About How You'd Like Your Coffee"
  Company Award for the world's richest man to be married
  to a rather dowdy woman despite being incredibly, unfathomably rich.
• The Douglas Hofstadter Prize for the Steepest
  Learning Curve in the History of Programming.
• The Yom Tov Cup for the industry's
  most lucrative innovation which they'd rather their mother didn't know how
  they suddenly got so rich, excuse me.
• The Lazarus Award for the
  most startling industry act of inexplicable resurrection.
• The Burke and Hare Awardfor
  the most gruesome industry act of disinterrment.
• The Association of Life Support Systems Manufacturers'
  Awardfor the most heroic prolongation of some
  almost-convincing signs of life, long after natural death should have supervened.
• The Rock Hudson Awardfor the
  most inappropriately excitingly-named product.

Yes! These are just a few of the glitteringly exciting awards available! If
you or your company would like to sponsor your own award,
click here. If you would like to attend the awards
dinner, click here. And if you
would like to win an award, click here.