Televisions
Created | Updated Mar 12, 2002
Televisions are machines that nobody really knows how they work.
They can somehow corrupt people and turn them into half-dead zombies,
melting their brains and making them ooze out of their ears into a somewhat
gooey mess on the floor, or popping people's eyes out. All that is known
about the innards of a Television is the fact that they operate with
electricity, and they are composed of a "screen", a "cathode-ray tube",
and several brightly-colored wires.
They can somehow corrupt people and turn them into half-dead zombies,
melting their brains and making them ooze out of their ears into a somewhat
gooey mess on the floor, or popping people's eyes out. All that is known
about the innards of a Television is the fact that they operate with
electricity, and they are composed of a "screen", a "cathode-ray tube",
and several brightly-colored wires.
