Good News/Bad News - thread synopsis to 23rd August 1999
Created | Updated Mar 13, 2003
Subject: Good news Bad news 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> The iceberg slowly moves northwards..... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> But a sudden change in current turns it southwards and... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> .....a colony of King Penquins suffer from whiplash. All is not lost though because floating past is a...... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> large group of pilot whales who like nothing better then to... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> ...pop into shallow bays where they can entertain humans with their strange skill of swimming on land. A skill some humans replicate when walking on water. A word of warning: this skill should not be used if you have holes in your feet. Meanwhile things are heating up on the iceberg. I think the penquins are plotting to...... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ...tow it to Tasmania and sell it to the Devils living there because they could really do with some ice for there G & T's! This plot may fall foul,however,because... 1 week ago by Swiv <U34159> The QE2 is in the way - and it will destroy the iceberg never caring if it sinks itself because...... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> ...on board are a colony of nuns dressed up as King Penguins and their choral singing is drowning out the QE2s....... 1 week ago by Swiv <U34159> death lament of the chugging engines. The nuns are on board because..... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> .....of a dodgy ticket deal organised by a corrupt official at the Vatican's travel agency. What is that coming over the horizon? Could it posibly be........ 1 week ago by Wowbagger <U33922> ...Captain Marvel, saviour to all good kiddies everywhere? Unfortunately, just when it seemed that he was going to do something about this mess... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> He was re-integrated back into picture he had so ruthlessly torn in order to make his escape! This resulted in an embarassing hole in his....... 1 week ago by Wowbagger <U33922> ...space/time continuum. The good news was that this was actually a help to the penguins because... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> ...he also has a secret recipe to make the iceberg a beautiful lime/lemon colour/flavour and knows where a grove of Juniper trees are growing....alas while the penquins were chatting a school of hungry orcas began circling the iceberg. Are they doomed or are they.... 1 week ago by Wowbagger <U33922> ...just going to become fodder for Billy Connelly's latest "World Tour Of Somewhere I'm Touring As A Comedian So I'm Being Paid Twice?". It could be that or is it Michael Palin's latest "Going From One Place To Some Place Else" series? Or even Clive James' latest "Postcard From A Place Where I Look Like A Fat Sweaty Perosn Who Doesn't Belong"? While all of these English based travel celebrity documentary makers slowly trampled the orcas (their natural enemy) the good news was... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> I have been made redundant. The whole saga is posted on my home page. Just above the new entry on killing cockroaches. It seemed appropriate. The extra good news is if you read the whole article there is a promise of free drinks at the bottom. I am not making this up. Real wet alcoholic free drinks. 1 week ago by Swiv <U34159> Oh Looney - I'm sorry. Is this why you've changed your name AGAIN. SO I now have to change my link to you. 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> Read the article and enjoy. I named this forum Good News Bad News a day before the axe fell. 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> In that case we better lay this thread to rest....and come and cheer you up!! 1 week ago by Wowbagger <U33922> Sorry about that. Hadn't read the article and thought that this was a bit like "Flash Gordon+Rolf Harris": <http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=14180&thread=14318> Sorry for the inconvenience. Woebegone 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> That was just a brief interlude with a few words from the sponsor of this fine thread The lime/lemon coloured/flavoured iceberg continues its maiden voyage. And speaking of maidens isn't that...... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ...the name given to a bowling over in cricket when the poor batsman fails to score a single run. But.....I digress...... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> Shazz being an expert on the male/female dilemma and speaking of cricket. Is the 12th person on a ladies cricket team known as the 12th man? Meanwhile back on the iceberg the King Penquins have won their game of curling and have retreated to the bar where the subject is..... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> the best way to mix a perfect Harvey Wallbanger!! Which should go in first??? The..... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> ...cleaning cloth to ensure the surface is sparkling clean for the.... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> insertion of the galliano....then the ice..lime green of course...followed by.... 1 week ago by Grey Area <U45222> Sorry to here your news, Loonytunes, sorry I can't go to your homepage. Not much anyone can say ,is there? Hope things look up for you soon. 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> As mentioned on another forum thank's Grey Area. 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> Harvey Headbanger recipe continued... ...the bartender turning the lights down low... 1 week ago by Wowbagger <U33922> Barry White plays softly in the background... A penguin goes into the bar. The barman looks at hime/her/it and says... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> You're a bit overdressed for the barn dance. The formal dining room is on the top deck. I believe a seat is reserved for you at the captain's table. The penquin enters the formal dining area. The crowd rise from their seats and burst into a thunderous burst of applause. Captain.... 1 week ago by Swiv <U34159> 'And as we welcome our special guest speaker for the evening..... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ....the penguin acknowleges the applause and launches into a spirit rendering of *High on a Hill a Lonleeee Goatherd* whilst tap-dancing to the theme of the infamous* John Smiths* advert! The audience go wild.... 1 week ago by Swiv <U34159> ...and demand the penguin dance from Mary Poppins for an encore. The penguin however..... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> denies knowing that one,swearing blind that he was far too young to have starred in the film,only being able to perform the *goatherd* song due to an unfortunats encounter with..... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> Getting entangled with a Japanese tuna boats long line and losing the tip of his... 1 week ago by Swiv <U34159> ...beak, leaving him unable to effectively..... 1 week ago by Grey Area <U45222> Whistle! 1 week ago by Proff <U52506> My inerociter has blown up, and the BBC no longer have any stocks left. 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> *My Goodneth*...lithped the penguin.*I theem to have lotht the plot here.....what on earth doeth Proff mean ? 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> I think the name of the penguin must be BBC. Big Black Critter. 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ahhhhhh...and there was I thinking it meant *B****y Boring C**p!!! 1 week ago by Proff <U52506> Oh yea, of so little imagination, knowledge and foresight, never mind babes. Guess you are too young to remember Dr Who then.......... 1 week ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> By amazing coincidence in the audience to hear BBC the penquin sing was a person strangely resembling Michael Jackson. Yes that's right he looked, acted and was extremely strange. After the concert he approached BBC and offered him ...... 1 week ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ... a lifetime award for the best rendition of *the lonely goatherd* ever heard....and a once in a lifetime chance to.... 1 week ago by Swiv <U34159> Cure the disease which made him white. He decided..... 6 days ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ....that this sounded like an offer he'd be a fool to refuse...but then Penguins have never been known for smarts......so he opted instead to........ 5 days ago by Wowbagger <U33922> ...star in its own 5 part mini-series entitled... 5 days ago by Swiv <U34159> Ugnip - the lost episodes from........ 5 days ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> ...Atlantis. Slightly soggy but still ..... 4 days ago by Proff <U52506> Pierdolone Kawaly! Chladi Plates would hardly disloge the output from the Crovas Disc. However, some sense could possibly made from either the Johansen Effect, if you took into account the dangers of Barkhausen Symphony, those magnetic domains are ever so easy to detect. That of course would not exempt anybody from the effects of the devastating Rijkesh Tubes. Grah, try to Outweird a Vogon Snow Lizard? 4 days ago by Wowbagger <U33922> I think my Babel Fish is playing up again. winkeye Either that or our penguin friend has fallen into a bizzare (!) parallel universe in which his tv mini series has been replaced by... 4 days ago by Houdini <U54094> some sort of extraterrestrian gardening machine which is.... 4 days ago by Rascalwhale <U53205> intent on taking over Canada for the dasterdly purpose of... 4 days ago by Red Shirt <U53236> one network at a time taking over all of the cheap American tabloid shows and replacing them with reruns of an alternate Universe version of Red Dwarf in which all of the characters are female except the onboard computer which is called Ralph and makes a good cup of replicated Earl Grey. However, viewership on the FOX network was very low because most of the nitwit pop culture junkies in the United States were... 4 days ago by Spot on Pete, alias The bearded one <U26331> too busy trying to make sense of the convoluted twists and turns of..... 4 days ago by Peet <U38364> "Freeway", the hilarious one-dog spinoff from "Hart to Hart", guest-starring "Eddie" from Frasier. Thw Good news, however was that "Freeway" was played by... 4 days ago by Eulogy <U54082> ...Jennifer Anniston, She was perfect for the part because her head resembled an upside down triangle. She was just fresh from filming a spoof version of..... 4 days ago by The Wisest Fool <U34228> "Airplane" where all the comic asides were replaced with a dull story of a plane journey in peril. Which is a weird co-incidence because just at that moment in the skies above the penguin... 4 days ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> loomed the dark shadow of the worlds' favourite airline....owned by the notorious Mr Garibaldi who...... 4 days ago by Peet <U38364> ...lived in mortal fear of being dunked in a cup of coffee. Luckily, the plane could use the luminescent green iceberg as a navigational aid, but unfortunately... 3 days ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ....the luminoscity is failing due to the unbelievably large flock of Albatrosses who happened to have alighted on it as their navigational systems seem to have gone haywire and they think that they are really sitting on........ 3 days ago by Eulogy <U54082> .....A large inflatable Dingo's Kidney. But all was not lost because along came Flatulance Boy, with a mighy Whoosh from his........ 3 days ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> huge gaping bowels he relocated the entire crowd to...... 3 days ago by Peet <U38364> a seedy South London bar, where Jack Dee glowered at them over a flat pint. (UK advertising reference) Fortunately, the video director needed some new Penguins; Unfortunately it was for.... 3 days ago by Eulogy <U54082> ...The latest installment of the Porn/thriller "penguinator -This time its seriously gettin out of hand" but just as that happened.... 3 days ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> Jack Dee jumped up and demanded that someone get him a pint of John Smiths immediately.......but John Smith was rather annoyed by this presumption that he was going to provide a pint of anything,least of all........ 3 days ago by Peet <U38364> in the presence of so many wet and smelly penguins. As luck would have it, however,... 3 days ago by Eulogy <U54082> ...A large dose of creamy head (on the pint), but not put off by his lack of pulling power he left to try and pull.... 3 days ago by Eulogy <U54082> ...A large dose of creamy head (on the pint), but not put off by his lack of pulling power he left to try and pull.... 3 days ago by The Wisest Fool <U34228> on the stroke of midnight he turned into a pumpkin and the penguinmobile screeched to a halt at the door of the pub, unfortunately... 3 days ago by RiffRaff <U46393> [Not to be overly pedantic, but this it the most puzzling game of GNBN I've ever seen. All the declarations squish together, and it doesn't seem to be alternating clearly between good news and bad news. Here's the format I usually see:] Bad News: Unfortunately, Penguinman's sidekick, Puffin, was underage and not allowed inside. [Next person would follow up with "Good News: blah blah blah", and then "Bad News:" again, and so forth.] 3 days ago by RoseFire <U53942> The penguinmobile got a flat tire about half a kilometer down the road. 3 days ago by Wowbagger <U33922> Good News: He actually didn't know how to drive, so all those people travelling along the iceberg could go about their business in safety. 3 days ago by Swiv <U34159> Bad News: however the iceberg is shortly going to be hit by an asteroid responding to..... 3 days ago by Eulogy <U54082> ...information from British Millitary Intellegence (CIT),but as there radars didnt work properly they tried to .......... 3 days ago by Red Shirt <U53236> (I am not sure if the last one was good news or bad news, but it seems that it was a good news slot, so the following is a bad news.) ...guide the whole process with an extremely complex set of pulleys, levers, chains, and ropes. The man monitoring the system had a large network of mirrors to see when the asteroid passed certain check points. At this instant the arch-villain of Captain Marvel had seen fit to unleash his newest scheme. A giant sonic device blasted out all of the windows in London also smashing all of the mirrors that CIT was using. The technichian in charge of monitoring the system panicked and... 3 days ago by Drool Frood <U32870> suddenly realised that he could always turn up the sonic oscillator 3 more notches.This would counteract the effects of........ 3 days ago by Eulogy <U54082> ....A large Bowl of Evil Petunias, that had accidentaly slipped thru a black hole, from a small house some where outside of Camden. thankfully though........ 3 days ago by Peet <U38364> ...RiffRaff had been right about the format all along. Bad news: Nobody seemed to take a blind bit of notice... Good news: The huge anal cloud which originally blew the penguins off the lemon/lime iceberg (episode #38651) had now blotted out the sun, slowing down the nelting of the aforementioned iceberg (episode #1283) 3 days ago by Peet <U38364> (and, indeed, slowing down the melting, too...) 3 days ago by Swiv <U34159> ....Until the sonar waves from London began to slowly melt the iceberg again, a fact which required Captain Birds-Eye to...... 3 days ago by Eulogy <U54082> ...Defrost a maga-ton pack of fish-fingers. he used the fish fingers too... 3 days ago by Peet <U38364> ...to pack the "warm" side of a heat exchanger, thus chilling and stabilising the iceberg. The bad news was that the Iceberg, having gained velocity through Flatulence Boy's rump-pumping, was now half a mile up the Thames, and moving upstream fast. 3 days ago by Wowbagger <U33922> The good news: The night club circut of London couldn't wait for it to come up, as there was a shortage of ice for everyone's drinks. 3 days ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> Luckily Boy George had a late pass from karma central and and with his good friend Marilyn Manson pluckily plucked up the courage to pluck the penquins to safety atop Big Ben. Alas Big Ben struck one... 3 days ago by Researcher 54222 <U54222> In flies Flatulance Boy forgetting that he was wearing his flint underwear (and as everyone know's Big Ben's hands are made of iron). The resulting explosion leveled half of Big Ben and sent the penguins to... 3 days ago by Peet <U38364> ...but luckily the others escaped unhurt. Unfortunately, covered with penguins, and with a fading pop star mounted atop it, Big Ben was mistaken for a... 3 days ago by Researcher 54222 <U54222> ...an indecent episode of Jerry Springer, on location. a few dysfunctional people with questions became mad at the penguins lack of answering ability and commenced to berate 5 penguins and the pop star, then suddenly, and without reason... 3 days ago by The Wisest Fool <U34228> ...the teardrop explodes and... 2 days ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ..yet another eccentric name for a pop group was born.....their first attempt at an assault on the top ten charts was,however.... 2 days ago by Peet <U38364> a somewhat mis-concieved cover version of Rolf Harris's seminal "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport...", sung to the tune of Ice T's "Cop Killer". Fortunately, by a strange co-incidence, 2 days ago by The Wisest Fool <U34228> ...a cover version of "Good Technology" by The Red Guitars which was doomed to failure by no-one remembering the original, even though it got to Number 12 in the 1983 John Peel Festive Fifty. And yet strangely enough... 2 days ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> a fairly obscure song by *Peters & Lee* broke into the lower reaches of that weeks charts......to be toppled almost immediately by..... 2 days ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> A colony of penguins wearing Union Jack tuxedos Their 1st song "Where I Really, Really Fish" is a world wide No 1 smash. Soon they are approached by... 2 days ago by Peet <U38364> ...those well-nkown producers "Spock", "H-Bomb" and "Water Closet". They liked the penguin's sound, and wanted them to do a backing track for the new Kylie single. Umfortunately, it was to be yet another cover version of... 2 days ago by Swiv <U34159> Surfing USA. The penguins suffering from the heat ....... 2 days ago by Eulogy <U54082> ..that all the pressure from the music Biz creates. they decided to fake their own deaths, in an attempt to gain tax exile. although there were many reported sighting of the penguins (mostly london zoo), they managed to take a holiday too...... 2 days ago by Setok <U54289> Suddenly, when they least expected it, the Penguins realized they no longer existed. As one might imagine, this can be rather distressing. The Penguins becamse so depressed when they heard the fatal news that they just fell down in a huge heap. A few days passed and the Penguins were still lying where they had dropped. A slightly angry creature called Mr Jones walked past the heap and decided, as he didn't have anything better to do, to set it on fire. 2 days ago by Wowbagger <U33922> Good News: Fortunately, the Penguin's vests were made of asbestos, which in terms of bad news means that there may be some severe repurcussions later in their lives. All the penguins got up and announced that they were dead for a short period of time, but this in fact was a publicity gimmick for their new album... 2 days ago by The Wisest Fool <U34228> Good News: The death hype thing worked a treat and their album sold by the shedload. Bad News: Ronan Keating then expressed an interest in collaborating with them on ... 2 days ago by Proff <U52506> Not often I admit that I am wrong. Always thought Penguins were amongst the most Stupid creatures on this planet, Whoops! Mankind takes the 1st prize again.... Yesterday by The Wisest Fool <U34228> (Mankind IS the most stupid creature, due to the effects of The David Icke Constant, which I have discussed elsewhere) Yesterday by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> Which of course bright penguins don't confuse with the Dan Quale syndrom Yesterday by PyroMaster007 <U54234> ...but 4 out of 5 penguin psychologists tend to disagree with this hypothesis, providing compelling evidence, such as "I say so!" and other such statements. After collecting their consulting fees, the lead a massive exodus of legally deceased penguins to the new Arctic Club Med. There, the penguins met with another musical artist, who, after spending about 5 years dead elsewhere in the universe, continually whined/griped over a certain situation at a restaurant called 'Milliways'. The penguins, desperate for removal of this whiner/griper of a simple case of grand theft starcruiser decided to violently... Yesterday by Wowbagger <U33922> ... go back into time to the Big Bang Burger Bar and simply stop the universe from having been created. Good News: This plan was thwarted by... Yesterday by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> assualt the dead pop star with an attack of killer bees they had surreptitiously smuggled in with them.The killer bees,however,had other ideas......so the bad news was that they..... Yesterday by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> Arghhhhh!! Sorry Wowbagger!! Out of synch again huh ;-( Yesterday by Swiv <U34159> so this has to be good and bad. well they were thwarted by the penguins manager who said they had to record a track for the new scream movie.....the good news is..... Yesterday by Eulogy <U54082> ...they only had two weeks to live and thusly could not do the song for the upcomming scream soundtrack. The penguins had been diagnosed with.... Yesterday by Spot on Pete, alias The bearded one <U26331> flaky chocolate, which everyone knows is a sign of an old penguin indeed. Anyway,..... Yesterday by VISIGOTH <U54346> Two people mysteriouly appear out of nowhere with a twinging metalic noise and some blue light. "This isn't Risa..." the short blonde human says to the darkly handsome tattooed man and they both dissappear the same way they appeared. Leaving behind two black and red uniforms........ Yesterday by Swiv <U34159> ...but taking the penguins with them. And thus we embark on a...... Yesterday by Peet <U38364> ...fresh series of cliches. The bad news was that I couldn't figure out how to put the accent on the "e", the good news is... Yesterday by Eulogy <U54082> That they materialised in the middle of the 1999 England V's New Zealand 4th test match. After one of the penguins in advertantly deflected away the ball, from which (in the original version of history) Micheal Atherton was dissmissed by, England went on to record the victory. thusly not making them the worst Test side in the world. the bad news however.... Yesterday by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> For followers of English cricket is that they were comprehensively dispatched by the mighty team from New Zealand. Penquins line the streets of Auckland to welcome the lads back to the South Pacific with a ticker tape parade of flying fish..... Yesterday by Eulogy <U54082> .....unfortunately in an attempt to premeturely end this game of "bad news good news" the whole universe ceased to exist. .....but fortunately (as many people believe) for the universe to stop existing it must first have existed some where. so there fore by the sheer fact that that world just cant stop existing (or otherwise this would open loads more questions as to the existence of God/US etc.) all that actually happened was that one of the penguins bumped his beak while foolishly thying to down a Super7 while standing on hos head. Yesterday by The Wisest Fool <U34228> ...Unfortunately, the ho whose head the penguin stood on was from a gangsta group of rapping chihuahuas called the Rancid Bitches of Christchurch who were already mighty pissed at the penguins for keeping their album "No Sleep 'Til Ovaltine" off the top of the charts, so they attempted to off the penguins in a drive-by shooting from the back of a souped up Sinclair C5. Fortunately... Yesterday by Eulogy <U54082> the penguins could out-waddle the C5. right at that moment a space ship landed. out walked a man with a clip board, "Mr bitches...Mr Rancid bitches...of christchurch?". "You are a...... Yesterday by vegimansmiley <U34006> BAT FROM HELL, Actually it was BatMan & Robin - hearing the plight of the penguins whos arch enemy PENGUIN was about to laser the iceburg (the penguins only home) into bubbling hot water. Batman & Robin fought PENGUIN with a battle to the death and ..... Yesterday by Eulogy <U54082> during the battle to the death, someone died......Was it Batman? Was it Robin? was it the penguin? was it the penguins?. To find out, tune in next week, same time, same Bat channel. Dinna Dinna Dinna Dinna Dinna Batman..... 23 hours ago by vegimansmiley <U34006> After dinner: The good news was Robin was only unconscious and lay still on the ice, the Laser Ray was still melting the iceberg. As PENGUIN held batman down, the ray was heading straight for Robin's..... 23 hours ago by Eulogy <U54082> Balls. For some unknown reason robin always carried around two sacks of balls, baseballs,footballs etc. Jumpint to his feet robin knocked peunguin outta the way helped batman to his feet.there was only one thing they could do, and that was to jump into the laser beam. it would kill them ,but it would save the penguins!..so they..... 23 hours ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> opted to take the easy way out and not jump.*I always knew they weren't real Super-Hero's* said BBC,the famous singing,tap-dancing penguin.We don't need them to make the sacrifice anyway because the good news is that.... 23 hours ago by Eulogy <U54082> the last few days of the penguins lives had been a dream (like in dallas), so they all went back to normallity. that untill.... 22 hours ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ...that the lime-green ice they had all used to mix their Harvey Headbangers was really an evil concoction planted by Skeletor.The good news was......... 22 hours ago by Eulogy <U54082> ....that "Good news bad news", could not get any weirder. That was untill the entire cast of "The Mouse Trap" and "Cats" materialised. A large piece of Carrot Cake fell from the sky. the plot was well and truely lost. 22 hours ago by Peet <U38364> (This thread will, of course, form the plotline of the next "Dirk Gently" sequel...) 22 hours ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> ....the bad news being that Wowbagger might not release the rights to the thread........he has this forum well and truly tied up with a 200 year copyright......the good news could be,however,that... 22 hours ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> the iceberg is covered in fridge magnets and the power of magnotherapy revives all the penquins. Meanwhile Skippy the bush kangaroo 22 hours ago by Shazz:f/m?? <U48304> realises that the copyright is actually owned by a spurious band of toons know as L&PP......and instantly applies for a transfer to....... 22 hours ago by Peet <U38364> is photographed cavorting in a billabong with an underage wallaby, while Jenny Augutter looks on. The headline reads ..." 17 hours ago by Løønytünes & PP»» <U44452> Walla, Walla, jump, jump, bang 6 hours ago by Eulogy <U54082> In down town detroit a man dies of heart failure. his life would not be remembered. somewhere in the artic an iceburg floats, ontop of the iceburg are a group of penguins, these penguins have a story. A story that has been told by many, belived by few, and cared about by even less. This is there story....... 2 hours ago by vegimansmiley <U34006> and the story is about skippy flying over to the States when he was informed about the deadman in Detroit by the penguins. Skippy found the man and started bouncing on his chest (the mans not Skippy's). Although he broke a few ribs doing it, the man ....... 35 minutes ago by Proff <U52506> Hah! They had all but forgotten about Batman! Always managed to put the nasty Penguin Behind Bars! So it came to pass, Penguins safely locked up in the soap factory at last. A search by the Improbability Police reveals they were Not carrying Equity Cards! They are probably DOOMED! 4 minutes ago by Eulogy <U54082> ....errr....The End ? (Original thread = http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=11864&thread=15947) |
