Niagara Falls, Ontario
Created | Updated Mar 15, 2002
1. In order to look like you are NOT a tourist, you must buy an expensive car, drive up and down Clifton Hill whistling and hollering at anything with two legs. Note for tourist: Clifton Hill is the #1 place in Canada to get picked up. If you're desperate, that is the place to be!
2. I highly recommend getting lost in the Gorge. It isn't very hard to do, I assure you. It is the best thing to do for 3 hours and you get a good workout doing it.
3. Visit Marineland. Everyone loves Marineland. It's always a fun place to go.
4. Take a drive to St. Catharines while you are there.
5. And for heaven sakes, don't forget to go to Dazzleland!
2. I highly recommend getting lost in the Gorge. It isn't very hard to do, I assure you. It is the best thing to do for 3 hours and you get a good workout doing it.
3. Visit Marineland. Everyone loves Marineland. It's always a fun place to go.
4. Take a drive to St. Catharines while you are there.
5. And for heaven sakes, don't forget to go to Dazzleland!
