Warm white wine
Created | Updated Mar 15, 2002
Dont land on your coxits. Dont drink warm white wine. Dont forget to sniff anything that you slip in. NEVER touch anything without sniffing it beforehand.
All of these, very sensible, bits of advice are only to be taken seriously if you remember them after you have wondered what you did wrong. If you avoid making any mistakes leading to a sudden collective
sadness about the irrelevance of this advice do not blame anybody except yourself.
Oh, yes always ensure all breakfast foods are supported by plenty of fluids.
If you have the time or interest a fine place to establish some of the truths behind these thoughts is an area of woodland near Christmas common called Cowleaze woods.
These woods are in part very well equiped with some quite spendid sculpture and reside in the south of Oxfordshire.
All of these, very sensible, bits of advice are only to be taken seriously if you remember them after you have wondered what you did wrong. If you avoid making any mistakes leading to a sudden collective
sadness about the irrelevance of this advice do not blame anybody except yourself.
Oh, yes always ensure all breakfast foods are supported by plenty of fluids.
If you have the time or interest a fine place to establish some of the truths behind these thoughts is an area of woodland near Christmas common called Cowleaze woods.
These woods are in part very well equiped with some quite spendid sculpture and reside in the south of Oxfordshire.
