Insanity, is it really a problem?
Created | Updated Mar 16, 2002
In recent years, I have realized something very different about myself. I have become only what could be explained as crazy. At first, I was not very happy with this turn of events, but as time has gone by, I feel I have grown well into my new found pecularities. I changed, almost over night, from a reasonably regular sane person, unto a esentric nutty loon ball. My friends at the time were worried about my new found views on life. After I traded them in for the crazies I am friends with now, I found that being known as an insane person has it's benefits. People don't expect as much from you. Let me give you an example. If you were going out drinking with your friends, who would you get to be your desiginated driver? Not the guy you wouldn't ride with even if he was sober. Need help with an important term paper? If you ask a nut ball, they will write you a paper about why he wishes banannas were purple because he likes it when it rains. See what I am getting at? If you have read this far, you must have some intrest in if you are indeed insane and don't know it yet. Let me give you a simple test. When someone says something to you, and you think they say something about monkeys on see-saws, you might be loosing your mind. If you hear words that aren't really words, like thwibble or mastoglark, you guessed it, looney. I read somewhere that one out of five people are insane, so check four friends, if they are alright, you're it. Enjoy!