David Beckham - The case for the Prosecution
Created | Updated Mar 16, 2002
A Beckham is a strangely feminine creature, given to wearing sarongs.
The Beckham is to be found in the North-West of England although by birth it is a soft Southern jesse.
The Beckham is a sensitive creature and so takes offence at the suggestion that, as a London boy, he takes his mate "up the Arsenal".
The sensitivity of the Beckham all too often turns to petulance - a trait which was directly responsible for England being knocked out of the World Cup.
The Beckham is, therfore, a BAD THING.
The Beckham is to be found in the North-West of England although by birth it is a soft Southern jesse.
The Beckham is a sensitive creature and so takes offence at the suggestion that, as a London boy, he takes his mate "up the Arsenal".
The sensitivity of the Beckham all too often turns to petulance - a trait which was directly responsible for England being knocked out of the World Cup.
The Beckham is, therfore, a BAD THING.
