Become a Minor Deity!
Created | Updated Mar 17, 2002
That's right, today, right here, right now, you can join the hallowed ranks of the other Minor Deities in the Halls of Asgard, where you can hatch plots to harass and annoy lesser beings, claim to be on a first name basis with Zarquon, and just generally enjoy being semi-omnipotent.
Don't delay! Take advantage of this incredible offer today and be blessed with near-plenipotentiary powers! Contact your local priest, spiritual adviser or prophet of the mighty Zarquon today!