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No More Funtex!
KimotoCat Posted Jan 28, 2000
BTW: What's that about me being ethnic? I simply don't get that.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 28, 2000
Then I will be forced to shoot you. [Whips out an SD blaster and shoots KimotoCat, who is surprized not to be dead]
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KimotoCat Posted Jan 28, 2000
Naturally I'm not dead!
I cannot be killed by something I don't know what is. Tell me what an SD-blaster is and I'll consider if I can be killed.
Dont wait with bated breath for my terminal breath, though!
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Olli Posted Jan 28, 2000
an exchange of knowledge would seem to be in order; YK tell her what an SD-blaster is, Kimotocat tell him what Bäph in Føtex means,
I shall explain my "ethnic" comment
and we can all live happily ever after 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 29, 2000
SD stands for Simulated Destruction. It's a Yassacan weapon; it gives the look and satisfaction of the target blowing up, but that's only an illusion. A Star Trek-type hologram, I think.
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 29, 2000
I would exchange uinfo with you all, but no-one wants to know anything from me. 
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Olli Posted Jan 29, 2000
how about this bluebottle, did you know advertising is against the rules?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 29, 2000
[Deep Thought voice] THE rules!
[YK waves a wizard's staff] BEHOLD, THE STORM!
[Clouds gather over the forum]
[YK swings the staff around] BEHOLD, THE RAIN!
[It starts raining cats and dogs ... figuratively]
[YK raises the staff up high] BEHOLD, THE LIGHTNING!
[Lightning strikes the staff] I shouldn't've done that.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 30, 2000
[YK is smouldering] I thought I did...
I guess not.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 4, 2000
Why, soitenly! Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck! [hears someone say, "That dork!"] I resemble that remak!
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- 324: Olli (Jan 28, 2000)
- 325: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 29, 2000)
- 326: Bluebottle (Jan 29, 2000)
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- 329: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 29, 2000)
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